Tired of bitches bitching about other bitches bitching and being bitches.
S.I.N.G.L.E. = (S)tress (I)s (N)ow (G)one (L)ife's (E)asier . . .
#iWish music played during epic moments in my life and not just in movies.
Girl: "I'm so ugly." Boy: "I'm a unicorn." Girl: "What?!" Boy: "I thought we were stating things that were impossible." ¦
Girlfriend : Babe , What?s Your Fav Position? ;) Boyfriend : When I Get On One Knee and Make You My Wife. . . :)
Dear Potheads, I bet you didn't know THIS about weed. Sincerely, Everyone.
Бyдь тo наркoтики или чувcтвa, пycкaя иx пo вене, пoмни, чтo в итoге вce нeминуeмo зaкoнчитcя хyйней.
Cop: "When is your birthday?" Me: " August 6." Cop: "What year?" Me: "Every year!" Cop: "Well played..."
Yeah, Mom, All of Our Visitors Are TOTALLY Gonna Check How Clean My Room Is.
Before Tom Cruise, I was approached to do Mission Impossible. But I refused, because I found the title insulting.
“Go 2 your room” “Oh the place with my iPod, Cell, Laptop, and Tv? Ok...”
The awkward moment when a boy leaves his girlfriend just because she has this :( -->
Пpивычкa пoдбиpaть на yлице вcякyю xрень y мeня eщe co втopoй Диaбло.
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