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Fake Tom Renney

@niceguytom

I am currently concussed. I cannot be responsible for our teams defensive irresponsibility.

sup #yeg miss me yet? Havin tons o’ lulz here with Babs in ‘troit


Isn't this year the Winter Olympics? Want to watch some *good* hockey.


Huddling in a corner and crying because twitter, and also #yeg hates me. #butterscotch #NHL


@Lesliehockeyy: I have a job. I have a job. I have a job.” Way to rub it in, thanks.


So… anyone need a hockey coach, hands out butterscotches, likes giving handshakes to the fellows after a good game? #NHL #yeg #oilers


Watching the #NHLPlayoffs , having a LOL. These guys can't score! Just like when I was there. #NYRangers


This offseason my biggest priority is to get @ebs_14 to mow my lawn *properly* with those nice cross-hatches. #NHL #yeg


Hey @GenePrincipe remind me to give you a firm handshake and some butterscotch… bit.ly/Jg8qwF


@BroadStHockey: 25 MINUTES” until Mr. Humaangas Biig gives up like 3 goals in the 1st? #NHL #flyers #pens LOOL!


BREAKING: I just traded my tuna fish for @FakeOilersGM 's PB&Fluffernutter. #NHLTrade #yeg #oilers


Sometimes I run practice huddled under a blanket making ice shavings. #NHL #oilers #yeg


@prukachu How come torts benched Lundy tonight? Sounds like something I would do to Prucha. #NHL #NYRangers


So we got him on ales? See what I did there? #NHL #yeg #oilers


My favorite time of the year: trade deadline. I always get a kick out of asking Tambols for a trade. #NHL #yeg #Oilers


Corey Potter : Harry Potter #yeg #NHL #Oilers


.@ChristieBanana BJBUYTTErSCOTCH is your friend, You use it daily. It helpspss with the hockeyzzzzzzz hggrrr must drink more absinthe.


.@MattB1115 Happy to see you here, enjoy the veal!


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