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trump: *starts sending ICE to blue states, one by one* god:

nicehumanbean's tweet image. trump: *starts sending ICE to blue states, one by one*
god:

had a recruiter call me, tell me about a job, ask if I was interested and what my availability was for an interview I showed up at the place, couldn’t get in, called the recruiter back, and she goes “oh, they’re all getting back tonight, I was just seeing when you’re free” ???


soy and cucked

Mike Vining is a breath of fresh air He can be on here promoting any number of companies, optics designers, various firearms platforms Nope Type 1 diabetes special edition Barbie dolls The man is a national treasure



Who is a Nepotism kid with actual talent?



2016 trend, but it’s from when I crashed a Halloween party in bushwick and said I was a “Hillary man”

nicehumanbean's tweet image. 2016 trend, but it’s from when I crashed a Halloween party in bushwick and said I was a “Hillary man”

I had a neighbor in south Philly who used to do this, he’d drive for lyft and use the money to buy enough food to sell plates the other half of the week he was on cable cooking shows, started his own line of spices, and now runs a brick and mortar in georgia fuck these crackers

There’s an entire subset of the population in America who sells “Plates” off of facebook marketplace for like $15-$40 dollars and its just people cooking from their kitchen selling food



I saw these very bespoke Japanese gardening tools at a bougie crafting store last week and was cracking myself up imagining the performative guy who buys them just to keep them on display because he’s afraid to get dirt on them

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wasting money on something physically repellant that does nothing but take up space, honestly, good metaphor

I like my coffee how I like my country. EXTRA ICE

KatieMiller's tweet image. I like my coffee how I like my country. 

EXTRA ICE


pretty good metaphor for how you’re paying more for something that takes away from what you’re paying for

I like my coffee how I like my country. EXTRA ICE

KatieMiller's tweet image. I like my coffee how I like my country. 

EXTRA ICE


nice pause, dipshit

Today I’m taking action to bring accountability to federal law enforcement like ICE. New legislation I’m announcing will require ICE to adopt rigorous training hiring standards, and for their agents to wear body cameras. These are best practices used by aw enforcement agencies…



just got a call from a Republican Party pollster, I dunno who they were for, but all I know is they’re trying to make sure next candidate is “a doer” as opposed to somebody who wants to own the libs on social media


damn, I didn’t know they had hunter Biden running ice

STAND WITH ICE.

WhiteHouse's tweet image. STAND WITH ICE.


part of me can’t help but wonder if she maybe internalized some of the vitriol of the buckbreaking guy and his ilk calling her a “bedwench” incessantly

You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the racist.

ryanmcquade77's tweet image. You either die a hero or live long enough to see yourself become the racist.


the risks of second hand smoke are less dangerous than being in the direct vicinity of Sean penn while he’s fiending for a cig

This can’t be legal.

benfritz's tweet image. This can’t be legal.


damn he was cool as hell

She’s getting the Trayvon Martin treatment. Look them white liberal women making their way up the victimhood ladder…good for them. Same stupid unnecessary result, but I’m sure they’re elated 🤦🏾‍♂️

Shaughn_A2's tweet image. She’s getting the Trayvon Martin treatment. Look them white liberal women making their way up the victimhood ladder…good for them.

Same stupid unnecessary result, but I’m sure they’re elated 🤦🏾‍♂️
Shaughn_A2's tweet image. She’s getting the Trayvon Martin treatment. Look them white liberal women making their way up the victimhood ladder…good for them.

Same stupid unnecessary result, but I’m sure they’re elated 🤦🏾‍♂️


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Matt really was right about everything from 2019-2022 prediction wise.


done and done

nicehumanbean's tweet image. done and done
nicehumanbean's tweet image. done and done

why are u obsessed with me



I saw an owner of a BBQ joint tell multiple customers to suck his cock just yesterday, saying you don’t make extra hot chili oil doesnt even break top 100

this is the most unhinged response to a google review from a business i have ever seen a story in two parts

whizwang's tweet image. this is the most unhinged response to a google review from a business i have ever seen 

a story in two parts
whizwang's tweet image. this is the most unhinged response to a google review from a business i have ever seen 

a story in two parts


I wish the moron galaxy brain influencers could get the hogs hooting and hollering about weapons manufacturers offices being mostly closed between Christmas and new years

After seeing the fraud that was exposed in Minnesota, I decided to investigate a daycare in Philadelphia ran by “Maternity Care Coalition.” What I found was a website that provided very little information, a phone number that led to a voicemail which claimed they were closed for…



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I feel opposite. I think the fact that random people—who presumably lived a whole life w/ people who remember them more fully—get to also be remembered fondly by strangers for their contributions to lexicon & culture, is one of the few redeeming & nice qualities of the internet.

Shortwoman93's tweet image. I feel opposite. I think the fact that random people—who presumably lived a whole life w/ people who remember them more fully—get to also be remembered fondly by strangers for their contributions to lexicon & culture, is one of the few redeeming & nice qualities of the internet.

Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain

bromethazine's tweet image. Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain
bromethazine's tweet image. Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain
bromethazine's tweet image. Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain
bromethazine's tweet image. Damn, dude, RIP to one of the great posters. Didn’t get to know the guy but his greatest hits still echo in my brain


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