Funny when bros try to talk to you in the bathroom as if we both don’t have our dicks in our hands


Trusts no one but calls everyone fam


No coffee is better than bad coffee


Cleaned out my entryway closet and discovered that it was only messy due to an abhorrent amount of reusable grocery bags


Wake up + cook beats ☕️


Gets a nice haircut just to wear a hat


There’s a special place in hell for men who piss on toilet seats


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