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My mom was right. It's that damn phone. Bro missed the insane once in a lifetime moment, looking at his phone.
i simply accept my situation as punishment for something awful i did in a past life and don't worry about it
my dad insists that i have to keep my name once i'm married so that it can Live On as if the last name Nguyen is at risk
When you realize that satan tried to get Jesus to take his own life, then you’ll understand what spiritual warfare is.
The same way the handshake was invented to show the other guy you don't have a knife, the dollar sign goes before the number so you can't fuck with the value on a check. It's Wild West shit and it's cool so fuck you.
Another retarded American thing that makes no sense whatsoever. You even read it as "twelve hundred dollars" you don't say "dollars twelve hundred". It's the metric system vs imperial all over again bc most of the world writes the currency after the number.
“You Only Code-Switch When You’re Not In A Position Of Power” 🗣️
There are people named Jeffrey Epstein. Imagain how they feel 😂
quem é adulto sabe que esse encontrinho uma vez por mês não vai rolar né #StrangersThings5
Exactly. No shade, but Kaldur needs to be canon.
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So many people bringing in the new year at home this year…so real
he had a minor role in a show he was supposed to die in why tf would he leave his job
Joe Keery was working as a waiter when he got the call that he’d landed a role in Stranger Things. He still finished the rest of his shift.
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Up analysing every single mistake I’ve made this year. Using the data for the great lock in of 2026
how do you tell someone “i’m not ignoring you i’m just disconnected from reality right now and the days are all blurred together and i feel completely apathetic towards everyone/everything around me so it’s really hard for me to maintain a conversation” without saying that
Honestly you’re going to die unhappy and thinking you’re unloved because you ignored every sign of it
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