« Evan
@nincompccp
•My heart's a stereo. It beats for you, so listen close.•
jAI MUM SAID NO OPENING YOUR PRESENTS BEFORE CHURCH HOW COULD YOU
okokok chill Jai I got you a lovely present this year no need to yell
we have this fight every birthday 😒 yOU ALWAYS BLOW OUT MY HALF OF THE CAKE
first of all ofc they think we're alike we're twins ya dumb mug. second I HAVE AN AIRHEAD AS MY TWIN THAT'S MUCH MORE OF A STRUGGLE
oF COURSE I DID PEOPLE KEPT MISTAKING US AND IT DISTURBS ME HOW PEOPLE THINK WE'RE ALIKE
uMmMmM I wanted to be an only child? Having a twin is so difficult
i KNOW I ALMOST BECAME A SINGLE CHILD AND NOT A TWIN MATE
1. I didn't even 2. wtf how was I supposed to crawl out first I had the fucking cord wrapped around my face
1. no u stop speaking Japanese 2. but like you followed me so
1. stop speaking korean 2. boi 19 years ago u crawled out of mums vagina before I did so
coughsJaicoughs
Jai is extremely pissed right now ABORT MISSION ABORT I REPEAT ABORT
what did my innocent self just witness
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