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❌Spot Travel: NaPali Coast, Kauai ⛵️

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Travel: NaPali Coast, Kauai ⛵️

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Char Siu Bao. Perfectly executed.


Nice name 😉

A literal urban jungle, Taipei, Taiwan

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❌Spot Test Kitchen: Bacon Kale and Monterey Jack quiche. The recipe called for Gruyère cheese but it was pretty pricy.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Bacon Kale and Monterey Jack quiche. The recipe called for Gruyère cheese but it was  pretty pricy.

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Cinnamon Apple Crisp. Fuji apples picked from backyard. 🍎🍎🍎 Pro Tip: lots of cold butter.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Cinnamon Apple Crisp. Fuji apples picked from backyard. 🍎🍎🍎
Pro Tip: lots of cold butter.

❌Spot One Pot Wonder: Japanese Chicken Curry Bowl.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot One Pot Wonder: Japanese Chicken Curry Bowl.
no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot One Pot Wonder: Japanese Chicken Curry Bowl.

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Chicken Enchiladas with Cilantro Rice and Black Bean Dip. Pro Tip: Not all Jalapeños are created equal. Give it a taste before throwing a bunch in 🔥😭

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Chicken Enchiladas with Cilantro Rice and Black Bean Dip.
Pro Tip: Not all Jalapeños are created equal. Give it a taste before throwing a bunch in 🔥😭

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Vietnamese Spring Rolls. Pro Tip: make sure to use Thai Basil, otherwise the taste is off.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Vietnamese Spring Rolls.
Pro Tip: make sure to use Thai Basil, otherwise the taste is off.

❌Spot Leftover Kitchen: Black Bean Dip. Looks like 💩, but tastes great ! 🍴Grilled Jalapeños 🍴Black bean 🍴sautéed onion in garlic 🍴Cumin 🍴Habanero Spice Blend 🍴Lime juice 🍴Cilantro

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Leftover Kitchen: Black Bean Dip.  Looks like 💩, but tastes great !
🍴Grilled Jalapeños
🍴Black bean
🍴sautéed onion in garlic
🍴Cumin
🍴Habanero Spice Blend
🍴Lime juice
🍴Cilantro
no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Leftover Kitchen: Black Bean Dip.  Looks like 💩, but tastes great !
🍴Grilled Jalapeños
🍴Black bean
🍴sautéed onion in garlic
🍴Cumin
🍴Habanero Spice Blend
🍴Lime juice
🍴Cilantro
no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Leftover Kitchen: Black Bean Dip.  Looks like 💩, but tastes great !
🍴Grilled Jalapeños
🍴Black bean
🍴sautéed onion in garlic
🍴Cumin
🍴Habanero Spice Blend
🍴Lime juice
🍴Cilantro

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Sweet and Sour Pork 🐷 Pro tip: Add a little thickener to the store bought sauce (if pressed for time), since they tend to be a bit runny. In this case, I used the Panda Express brand.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Sweet and Sour Pork 🐷
Pro tip: Add a little thickener to the store bought sauce (if pressed for time), since they tend to be a bit runny. In this case, I used the Panda Express brand.

❌Spot Leftover Kitchen: 🍴Mystery pasta sauce 🍴Limp kale sautéed with garlic and bacon 🍴Few freezer burned prawns 🍴Squiggly shaped pasta 🍴Olive oil and balsamic vinegar And… voila {No SNAP was involved in making of this dish}

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Leftover Kitchen:
🍴Mystery pasta sauce
🍴Limp kale sautéed with garlic and bacon
🍴Few freezer burned prawns
🍴Squiggly shaped pasta
🍴Olive oil and balsamic vinegar 
And… voila 

{No SNAP was involved in making of this dish}

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Pork and Leek Bao. Pro tip: Avoid getting the edges wet when making pleats. Or else, it’s game over😭 IYKYK.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen:  Pork and Leek Bao.
Pro tip: Avoid getting the edges wet when making pleats. Or else, it’s game over😭 IYKYK.

❌Spot Test Kitchen: Tonkatsu (とんかつ) with scallion omelette over rice, drizzled with dashi teriyaki gravy.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: Tonkatsu  (とんかつ) with scallion omelette over rice, drizzled with dashi teriyaki gravy.

❌Spot Test Kitchen: MaPo Tofu. Pro tip: The word - Ma (麻)is referring to the numbness of the tongue when biting into a Sichuan peppercorn.

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Pro tip: The word  - Ma (麻)is referring to the numbness of the tongue when biting into a Sichuan peppercorn.
no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: MaPo Tofu.
Pro tip: The word  - Ma (麻)is referring to the numbness of the tongue when biting into a Sichuan peppercorn.

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scarf knots used by flight attendants


❌Spot Test Kitchen: First time making Karaage ( Japanese fried chicken). Pro tip: double fried makes it crispier.

no_code_blue's tweet image. ❌Spot Test Kitchen: First time making Karaage ( Japanese fried chicken). Pro tip: double fried makes it crispier.

Looks like everyone is back watching Netflix 🤣


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Maybe, but have you seen this from @DiaperDiplomacy ? 🤣🤣🤣


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“We don’t have a military full of Nordic pagans.” — Secretary of War Pete Hegseth declares war on beards 👀


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