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what the fuck is going on (he/him)

And asking permission to take someone’s wallet would kill the mugging industry


Every bite of an M&S mini pork pie is intended as a half of the pie but the lord has other plans


And you’re not gonna believe what he does when he catches them

Armie Hammer is attempting to make an acting comeback with the lead role in Uwe Boll’s new film ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’ The film follows a vigilante who hunts down criminals. (Source: variety.com/2025/film/glob…)

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Armie Hammer is attempting to make an acting comeback with the lead role in Uwe Boll’s new film ‘THE DARK KNIGHT’

The film follows a vigilante who hunts down criminals.

(Source: variety.com/2025/film/glob…)


They look like they’re 10 year olds in a production of Bugsy Malone

I wish this was still the standard.. now people are wearing pajamas outside



Good that you got it on video, you might never get the opportunity to see this exact performance again

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Careful, this is how you get a Gary Barlow’s Son

2yo just slept—no joke—14 hours straight and woke up visibly taller



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The title card for ‘WICKED’ references ‘The Wizard of Oz.’ (🎥: jademarvin via TikTok)

PopBase's tweet image. The title card for ‘WICKED’ references ‘The Wizard of Oz.’

(🎥: jademarvin via TikTok)
PopBase's tweet image. The title card for ‘WICKED’ references ‘The Wizard of Oz.’

(🎥: jademarvin via TikTok)


Word on the street is it’s 7 years

nobody warns you how quickly you go from 18 to 25



Glad someone finally figured this one out

Smart solution…



Time flies when you’re trying to send an email on Avanti Wi-Fi


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🚨 NEW: Some Labour MPs were reportedly left in tears after voting for the winter fuel payment cuts [@lewis_goodall]



Do you think the pope ever just wears jeans and a T-shirt? Would the cardinals recognise him?


Listen to Michael!


Is this it or will there be other movies?

Movies slated to release in 2026 🍿🎬

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You are not ready for the last tweet on this thread

My dad was diagnosed with cancer when I was in 4th grade. Stage four. My mom never told us or my dad that the reality was the doctor had privately told her he had a 20% chance to make it.



Fuck the Tories Fuck Kier Starmer Lib Dem opposition Boost the Greens Don’t even give those other racists the satisfaction of talking about them


Protect him from what? No one would want to harm one of the Beatles. There’s no prior history of anyone causing harm to one of the Beatles.

Protect Paul McCartney at all costs



My friend, this is not the win you think it is

Former Tory voters across the country are voting Labour tomorrow. Here’s why.



Probably anyone if the album has 31 songs

noneofthejack's tweet image. Probably anyone if the album has 31 songs

Just wait til you see him in X-Men

Former Tory voters across the country are voting Labour tomorrow. Here’s why.



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