Normal Rob
@normalR0B
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Dropped my iPhone 11 in the bath earlier, screen and back are cracked with chunks missing, other than having to dry out the charge port the thing didn't miss a beat. 💪
One day we'll be able to take a poo break at work and scroll X for 15mins in a cubicle on the moon
Re listen to @michaeljackson songs Thank me later. Dirty Diana & The Way You Make Me Feel still sounding fresh af
Any thematees?
I once saw a clip of her basting a turkey, (the end that looks like a lady part) the way the camera showed the juices squirting onto the turkey I swear to god they did that on purpose.
Cracks me up watching men, watching Nigella on the Tv. She’s a filthy mare 😂😂
"Ive got a massive erection" 🥱🥱🥱🥱 "Ive got a massive stiffy" 🥳🥳🥳🥳
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them." Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about Tom Cruise?" "No dramas boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."…
"Im here to check the validity of your TV license"
Oh I'm Alex Honnold. I'm the first person to free solo El Cap. I won an Oscar. I climbed Tepei 101 with no ropes live on Netflix and the wind exposed my chiseled abs to the world. Fuck you.
Are all pianos haunted?
Wonderful - if only…. Think of the royalties!! Send me a DM Rob..
My daughters learning about William Shakespeare at school, she told the class that she once saw him in London walking past while she was in Wagamama's She genuinely thought @Jason__Watkins was the guy everyone was talking about.
Which movie do you think is perfect from the first to the last second?
Be kind of a dumb way to design the systems wouldn't it
You really think there are just open circuits and unprotected sockets on the SPACE STATION?
Rented One Battle After Another on Amazon, and still finding myself distracted by my phone. Maybe the only way to properly engage with a movie is at the cinema. 2026 movie theatre revival 🎉
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