Jay Nelson
@noslenjay
She/her. Mostly just on here looking at naked ladies with dicks
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Go through my Twitter feed for the first time in ages and instantly shown videos of random people getting beaten to a pulp like WHO THE FUCK can watch something like that and have a good time?! Why? Why are you sharing this sort of stuff for other people to see? Fucked.
I am not meant to work I am meant to buy things at TJ Maxx and read books and pet cats
The sexual tension between me and faking my death and moving to a small town in Italy where I eat pasta and raise chickens
Beetlejuice is a complete visual representation of my brain and it is the most wonderful thing to be able to watch and ✨feel✨ this absolute CHAOS of a film 😭
It’s a sad day when you see somebody you respected and considered an actual inspiration (M.I.A) fall from their pedestal. This is why you don’t idolise people - you always get disappointed in the end. It’s a shame how her bangers are tainted now.
Can makeup companies start making advertisements for their lip products with people with NONEXISTENT LIPS PLEASE. I would like to see realistic representation of ALL LIPS. Lemme see if I can wear something with these thin little flesh wisps please and thank you!!
They said her deathbed was not an appropriate time to discuss why so many people around the world were not mourning Queen Elizabeth II. Hopefully, now is a good time to start learning and having these discussions.
"How can you forget a massacre?" @UjuAnya explains the British empire’s role in the genocide of 3 million Biafra people during Nigeria’s civil war.
People be flabbergasted that Adam Levine cheated on his “supermodel” wife as if that’s her only redeeming quality, or the only thing that would make her of any value. You can be hot & still be cheated on - people like people for more than looks sometimes. Tho probs not him, tbf
Me: opens instagram Instagram: advertises another film trailer that features the exact same accomplished actors that have been in the last dozen film trailers advertised Talented award-less actors trying to catch a break: 👀 AM I JUST INVISIBLE TO YOU 👀
Like I get that established actors are fab and all that shit, but it gets quite boring when literally EVERY SINGLE PART in a movie is given to a known celebrity. There are THOUSANDS of actors who are equally, if not better, that never get given the chance because ✨clout✨… sigh
"Free for a quick call? Easier to explain on the phone."
i would do absolutely anything for my friends except answer their text messages
Me: I don’t understand how celebrities can have so much money and decide to spend it on fancy dresses and jewellery for awards shows, so materialistic and shallow. Also me: I WANT TO BE A PRINCESS
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