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totally not john

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I'm just a street-walking cheetah with a heart full of napalm. 🇵🇭🇺🇲🏴‍☠️

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Am I too needy? Tell me, I NEED TO KNOW.


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sorry for dry texting you’re really hot and i’m scared


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A legendary sword that changed Trade Chat forever…

Warcraft's tweet image. A legendary sword that changed Trade Chat forever…
Warcraft's tweet image. A legendary sword that changed Trade Chat forever…

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unemployed ppl be like damn i got ranked tmrw


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you are sheltering emotions you are too afraid to feel under your persistent rumination, are you not?

orphcorp's tweet image. you are sheltering emotions you are too afraid to feel under your persistent rumination, are you not?

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Microdosing hell by simultaneously carrying the weight of rejection and the ache of longing.


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i was just fucking around your honor


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“Ai will replace you” Lets see if ai can live with this much melancholy in the chest


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“you won’t find anyone on dating apps” “you won’t find anyone on twitter” “the stripper doesn’t like you” should i just kill myself or what. is that what you want


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I hope there aren't any negative consequences to doing nothing but playing on your computer for 20 years


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"can we talk" ✌🏻

jjaehora's tweet image. "can we talk" ✌🏻

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“I found your “I found your Instagram” Twitter”

ExtremeBlitz__'s tweet image. “I found your                            “I found your
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ExtremeBlitz__'s tweet image. “I found your                            “I found your
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Valheim is such a beautiful game

gregthesorcerer's tweet image. Valheim is such a beautiful game

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RUMOR: Trump to try to buy Azeroth after Greenland

AutismCapital's tweet image. RUMOR: Trump to try to buy Azeroth after Greenland

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oh no i feel bad. think im gonna isolate myself and ghost the few ppl who reach out to me and decompose in my bed and neglect my health and sleep my life away and mindlessly consume media so i dont have the capacity to think and feel. this will Surely make me feel better


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The Mattress Firm went under and in its place now stands a Sprit Halloween

gregthesorcerer's tweet image. The Mattress Firm went under and in its place now stands a Sprit Halloween
gregthesorcerer's tweet image. The Mattress Firm went under and in its place now stands a Sprit Halloween

The natural beauty of this place disgusted me so I made a strip mall

gregthesorcerer's tweet image. The natural beauty of this place disgusted me so I made a strip mall


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i don't think i'll ever be loved without having to beg for it but the world is lowkey descending into chaos so i don't really have time for that rn


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hey dude. I noticed your critique of the film lies not with the movie as it exists, but rather as a desire for it to be a different work entirely. your Serious Person card has been revoked and someone will be coming by later to kill you


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The natural beauty of this place disgusted me so I made a strip mall

gregthesorcerer's tweet image. The natural beauty of this place disgusted me so I made a strip mall

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When u play with ur high elo friends and u can literally feel their high elo stare

popcornow_'s tweet image. When u play with ur high elo friends and u can literally feel their high elo stare

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yeah bro she’s a baddie no like she’s the villain. we have to kill her


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