(In)Correct MCU Quotes
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Carol: what is a 'thot' ? Peggy: uhh ?? i'm not sure what this means either Carol: oh i figured it out. i think it means t: trustworthy gf h: head over heels in love w u o: obsessed w u t: thinkin of u always ! Peggy: ....... Carol: im a thot 4 u
Stephen: *enters the sanctums* Loki, from the living room: *singing on top of their lunges* THIS IS HALLOWEEN, THIS IS HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN, HALLOWEEN..! Stephen: oh no its october
Peter, ashamed: may Peter: i got a 79 on my math test Tony: um excuse me? why didn’t you study? Peter: ..why do you care Peter: you’re not my dad :// [Later] Tony, to pepper with tears in his eyes: y’know sometimes i don’t understAND
[Peter, setting up action figures on the table, putting spider-man, iron man, captain america and ant man in a group] Peter, singing: best of friends, best of friends.. Peter: [moving bucky out of the way] i’m a little scared of you, not gonna lie.. Tony: Tony: are you okay
I'm not ready to loose you 😭😭😭 But I want to let you know that you're the most amazing person I've ever seen so #ThankYouChrisEvans for being who you are! Lots of love 💞💞💞
Loki: EVERYBODY SCREAM! EVERYBODY SCREAM! Peter: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH???? ?? Loki: IN OUR TOWN OF HALLOWEEN * Stephen looking helplessly into a camera * . . . Thanks for Submitting! #AvengersInfinityWar #loki #Avengers4
Bucky: *scrolling with one finger on a tablet, squinting, reading to himself* Shuri: so?? what do you think of twitter Bucky: i like it, but i'm kinda confused abt something Shuri: what? Bucky: *clearing throat* who is "boo boo" and why is he a fool?
Peter: *comes home from detention* Loki: you?? in trouble??? Peter: ˢᵒᵐᵉᵇᵒᵈʸ ᶜᵃˡˡᵉᵈ ʸᵒᵘ ᵉᵛᶦˡ ˢᵒ ᶦ ᵖᵘⁿᶜʰᵉᵈ ᵗʰᵉᵐ Loki: Loki: *voice cracking* okay . . Thanks for Submitting!
Tony: if you’ve got any questions, just ask. Peter: if a bear and a shark had a fight, who would win? Tony: if you’ve got any relevant questions, just ask. . . . Thanks for Submitting!
Steve: what are you looking at? Tony, taking a buzzfeed quiz to find out what holiday candle scent he is: Porn . . . Thanks for Submitting! #Avengers4 #CaptainAmerica
Steve: *cant find tony in a crowd* Steve: *goes to a microphone* Steve: Captain America SUCKS Tony: WHAT DID YOU SAY? Steve: there he is. Thanks for Submitting! . . #Marvel #Avengers4 #AvengersInfinityWar
what i was expecting peter to reply with: thanos: INSECT peter: ᶦ’ᵐ ᵃᶜᵗᵘᵃᶫᶫʸ ᵃᶰ ᵃʳᵃᶜʰᶰᶦᵈ Thanks for Submitting! #Thanos #InfinityWar #Marvel
Sam: why is steve lying on the bathroom floor crying? Nat: he’s drunk. Sam: and? Nat: and he saw a picture of bucky's husband. Sam: but HE IS bucky's husband. Nat: i know. Thanks for Submitting!
thanos: what are your names? drax: don’t tell him quill thanos: so you’re quill quill: good job drax thanos: and this is drax. great Thanks for Submitting!
![incorrectbucko's profile picture. “spill the tea” said the winter soldier [not all quotes are originals] icon by @charcubed](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1082363993652711425/jDvsmgMo.jpg)
![incorrectjarvis's profile picture. As you wish, sir. I've also prepared a safety briefing for you to entirely ignore.
[not all quotes are mine; submissions are greatly appreciated]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1029316188541739008/8fuTVvfZ.jpg)
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