Our modern day incantations are whispering into our phone cameras, some corporate slop, like chipotle or sweet Green and magically getting some kind of discount or deal from them
If I had superpowers I would just use them to get free chipotle and say forget all the crime
Every time people debate whether Rama or Sydney Sweeney or some other high mid is hot or not, I’m like: All women are beautiful 🤩
Feeling like everything is superficial and all of my solutions feel just as superficial. A new tattoo, trip to another country, sex and desire without intimacy.
My favorite songs are the star spangled banner and monster mash
*sigh* Aaaaaaand l’m stuck in the Bear Trap with Jigsaw again. Can this day get any worse? FML
Has anyone mentioned that the girl on the right is levitating
Huge cock and 6’8”
He didn’t shower. He smelled like animals. His beard was crusted with food. Still, Russia’s hottest women fought to sleep with him. Here’s the wild truth about Grigori Rasputin and why they worshipped him:
Happy burial day to all my emotionally stunted men out there
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