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20. Aries. Cosmetologist.

I thought that was really funny, and also super demeaning and offensive. So. Sorry bout that.


I like my women like I like my midnight snack: Biiiiig piece of cake.


Just know if you post or retweet those "How many likes/retweets do I need to..." posts, ya mom's a hoe


Can people who go to the gym just go and, you know... Shut the fuck up about it?


Is Twitter a good place to post completely out of context thoughts? Because I'm totally here for it.


Bald and killing it 👍

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Need to stop being single and sad. Need to just go back to being sad. 😂


You ever felt so empty? Like I swear I have a hole in my heart or something


Thank God for Olivia, the ONLY person who likes my annual tweets. Makes me feel relevant. 👍


I exist solely in the void filled with depression, cigarettes, and migraines.


The government is shut down so it's time for my liver to shut down too lol ayyyyeee


I wonder if the same rule applies where if you drink enough, someone will look like a 10, except on me to myself


Live tweeting via alcohol


Solo drinking tonight because no friends


You ever feel like a total dope for having feelings?


It's hard knowing that I have absolutely no one to talk to about my dad, and that no one reeeeeaaaallllyyy gives a shit about the memories I want to share on his behalf. 🤔


Sad country music when I'm lonely. Sad country music when I think about my dad. So sad country music all the time, really.


Nothing like watching the new Saw movie and ordering pizza. Life is okay.


I truly hate passing out instead of going to sleep peacefully. I always wake up in a shitty mood.


I forreal need to make friends. This by myself all the time shit is old news.


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