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went on a first date, man asked me what my 'elon price is' aka how much would it take for me to have babies with elon, while in a relationship with him no one can save this city anymore istg


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I love this exchange between the lawyers.

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Just got my @Heypocket ! Beautiful unboxing @AkshayNarisetti and can’t wait to start using!


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PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an 18-month enterprise salesforce contract with AI features and a $100k early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

james406's tweet image. PARENTS: please check your kid's candy this halloween - i just found an 18-month enterprise salesforce contract with AI features and a $100k early breakup fee inside this snickers bar

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I know this is counterintuitive to everything our parents taught us but u need to be wasting food. 1 slice of pizza left? Throw it out. Package of Oreos in the pantry? Throw it out. Leftover takeout? Throw it out. Can’t finish ur dessert? Donuts leftover in the break room? Throw…


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this is what a french baby sounds like


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Cold called a director and he was instantly upset that I called his cell and told me now that he knows the name of the company he will never do business with us. I’m now putting all of his bosses on my lists, and creating a personalized outreach sequence for all of them. For…


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The reason AWS went down is because all the Indian h1b engineers have the day off for Diwali


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Calling all Wizards 🪄 We’re giving away $500 in $MYSTIC 🔮 2 winners, $250 each 💫 1) Follow @MysticDaoSol 2) Retweet & Like 3) Drop your SOL addy Winners picked in 72h & airdropped at launch 🪂

MysticDaoSol's tweet image. Calling all Wizards  🪄

We’re giving away $500 in $MYSTIC 🔮 

2 winners, $250 each 💫 

1) Follow @MysticDaoSol 
2) Retweet & Like
3) Drop your SOL addy 

Winners picked in 72h & airdropped at launch 🪂

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The number of asian woman bragging about being in "sf" while working at some obvious scam "AI" company is the surest indicator that we're currently in a bubble.

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I was blessed with some time to hang out with my dad recently, and I can’t stop thinking about this story he told me My father considers this one of the greatest lessons of his life, and it came when my older brother was maybe 6 months old: My dad was holding his infant son…


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I miss San Francisco. I miss Crissy Field. The Marina Green. I miss that walk along the water at sunset, with all that green to your left, the water to your right, and the sight of that huge surreal orange bridge up ahead. The Italian sandwich spots in north beach. The insane…

Hands down one of the best areas to live in the world

realEstateTrent's tweet image. Hands down one of the best areas to live in the world


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It’s been real, old friend.

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This is not what I meant when I told the team we had to design for all kinds of use cases

Nepal has chosen their next interim Prime Minister via vote on Discord, per NYT.



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for those who haven't been following, this nepal story is fucking crazy: - bunch of teens and early 20s kids plan start a social movement against the current regime on social issues and econmical inequalties - government gets wind of it scaling and tries to geoblock social media…


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Dude this game is full of bugs wtf

GO FASTERRRRRRR

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nytimes? the gaming company?


Trigggggggered

"Corporate wants us to improve our forecasting accuracy, can you please update Salesforce, Clari and the Big Beautiful Deals spreadsheet we keep om the side?"

thedealdirector's tweet image. "Corporate wants us to improve our forecasting accuracy, can you please update Salesforce, Clari and the Big Beautiful Deals spreadsheet we keep om the side?"


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