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Human person who comes from a place of love, always. Trust me. Or hold me to it.

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Legit call from the school: Principal: I just wanted to touch base with you. Your daughter was baiting seagulls into the playground with gummy worms and actually caught one; Like in her arms. It did bite her—not hard, but I needed to inform you that we filed an incident report


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i don’t know who needs to hear this but you ARE a good driver. that curb DOESN’T belong there.


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The Conservative Party is unfit to govern. 12 years of failure, 5 Prime Ministers, and working people paying the price. We need a General Election now.


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BREAKING NEWS: 🚨 THE LETTUCE HAS OFFICIALLY OUTLASTED LIZ TRUSS AND WON 🚨 ALL HAIL THE LETTUCE. 🥗🥗🥗

Day seven: Which wet lettuce will last longer?



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❗️IF SOMEONE FALLS IN THE PIT❗️ 🚨FINISH THE 🚨 FUCKING JOB🚨


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Things I’ve been told off by my parents for since coming home for Christmas (so far): - Turning the taps off too quickly - Flushing the toilet too hard - Asking if the heating can be turned up - Encouraging the cat - Eating the “Christmas day cheese”


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you are not a machine. you are more like a garden. you need different things on different days. a little sun today, a little less water tomorrow. you have fallow and fruitful seasons. it is not a design flaw. it is wiser than perpetual sameness. what does your garden need today?


Last hope by paramore is an absolute god send to sing when your baby is having a melt down. Sends her straight to sleep


Today I just found out that barely any Americans change the oil in their cars and they take them to a garage to get it changed??? The fuck??


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$1400 well spent🙌🏻

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If you’re worried about getting the AstraZeneca vaccine because 40 people out of 17m have reported a (most likely unrelated) clot 👉🏼 do not read the leaflet in a box of Paracetamol!


Bit awkward when the jab you had is being withdrawn for health reasons 🥴

‘Baffling’ ‘disappointing’: UK scientists reaction to temporary suspension of Oxford-AstraZeneca in nine EU countries bbc.co.uk/news/world-eur…



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When they’re right they’re right

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Lol fuck Mother’s Day


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here in albany we love those that are gay, bisexual, transgender, and even irish 😌

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Kate Middleton is being abused on Twitter by the same people who call for the abuse of women to stop. What am I missing 🤷‍♀️


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