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Graduates, take notes... Do you know that your salary is an illusion? Let me teach you some basic math: R350,000 a year. After taxes you only get about R287, 225. Minus 12% for pension, take home is R257 565.

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Do you know that your salary is an illusion?

Let me teach you some basic math: R350,000 a year. After taxes you only get about R287, 225. Minus 12% for pension, take home is R257 565.

What if you discovered the entire world was actually an asylum for the insane and you could be discharged to another world only if you were convincing enough in what you said… What would you say? 🌀


Only Gaduates would understand!


Congratulations chomi!


Dont be ridiculous it's to make the nose soft... their noses are so hard in the beginning... we warm our hand first then touch the nose and sqeeze it... it helps when you have to wipe snort off their nose if they have flu, the nose won't be so hard. Won't be painful...

Grandma trying to make her grandchild's nose longer and thinner like that of Europeans 😭



How did America fall so far so quickly? It’s so disturbing Advocating for a TV show for a genocidal maniac wanted for war crimes... Moral bankruptcy

Yeah, bro. We’re not this laughing this one off. @patrickbetdavid



Yoh, when I see people my age I wonder why they look that old... I'm convinced I dont look that old... 🤭😫


Girl Math looking at the Hot Lourve Duo mugshots: I can fix him.

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I can fix him.

By end of December they will be selling for R150 each...


Year 2025, the year America discovered Amerikaaners...

They would become Amerikaanars, surely that's more superior... We would need a final batch of Biltong before they go though...

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We would need a final batch of Biltong before they go though...


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Turkey>>>>

🌍 Countries with Most Unfavorable Views on Israel 🇮🇱

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" 'pickme' I'm better than these other immigrants. I'll submit to your leaders... I'll be good"


I will vote for anyone who will Get rid of maths lit...


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Don't threaten us with good times!

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The whole left/right west side story is a scam. The middle class needs to fight for itself, not wagging their tails at whatever charmer is in front of them.


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Ngeke uyinuke

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I'm just a girl...

Bafazi, go for FAMILY PLANNING!!! Don't play yourselves.



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SAPS becoming a continental policing unite! Bathathe Mkwanazi & pktf...

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Bathathe Mkwanazi & pktf...

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Owning a gun will make you do stupid things like this. You pull it out for show - one day it’ll go off and that’s 10 years in jail. Or someone will pull out theirs with no hesitation and that’s 6 feet under. Stop the unnecessary road rage


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Lol, but this explanation still fits this Nigerian guy who wanted to pull a bigger scam than his father's. By just using $250 and a lousy Chatgpt business plan. That guy who closed his X account saved many people from being scammed by this fake pan-africanist😅😂

mvuyc's tweet image. Lol, but this explanation still fits this Nigerian guy who wanted to pull a bigger scam than his father's. By just using $250 and a lousy Chatgpt business plan. That guy who closed his X account saved many people from being scammed by this fake pan-africanist😅😂

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