offbeatorbit's profile picture. Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

Ashley Reese

@offbeatorbit

Writer. Widow. Worrywart. Hates mint chocolate. Got the girlies pressed. #fuckcancer 💌 BAD BRAIN newsletter ↴

Fijado

Bad news for all my haters.

offbeatorbit's tweet image. Bad news for all my haters.

Old heads and uncs: is pesto the quiche of the 80s?


Ashley Reese reposteó

you know it’s fall in nyc when alec baldwin and his family return from the hamptons and you see them pushing their oversized 12 year olds in strollers


Ashley Reese reposteó

should’ve been woody instead


Ashley Reese reposteó

the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.

roxana_hadadi's tweet image. the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.
roxana_hadadi's tweet image. the ending of THE GODFATHER, the best american movie ever made, doesn't work without diane keaton's final look --- at the realization of who she's married and what her life is going to become and what corruption lurks behind closed doors. unforgettable, inimitable work. RIP.

Ashley Reese reposteó

This the shit Laura Palmer was doing on that VHS tape -

exactly how I wanted to spend my vacation

idiotfetus's tweet image. exactly how I wanted to spend my vacation
idiotfetus's tweet image. exactly how I wanted to spend my vacation


Ashley Reese reposteó

Mean as hell trynna be a nurse, baby they need you at TSA.


Ashley Reese reposteó

This reply lol

MatthewSitman's tweet image. This reply lol

Ashley Reese reposteó

Did the mama just put yam juice on the cornbread ? How she out nigga us ???

Do we act like this?!



Ashley Reese reposteó

i have a theory that readers / fans like to imagine solutions where writers prefer P R O B L E M S

The guy moderating asked if the writers room had considered “solving” it as a throuple and Hannah was like what the fuck no? Pretty much lmao



Ashley Reese reposteó

diane keaton… yea i don’t accept that i simply don’t


Ashley Reese reposteó

I’d never argue w/ a blk woman who grew up in any city during the 80-90s especially not b4 work 😭😭😭

Was her crash out valid? Who side yall on? 😭https://t.co/0BRkD6ZT8z



Shut the fuck up

Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.

DiscussingFilm's tweet image. Diane Keaton has sadly passed away at the age of 79.


Ashley Reese reposteó

when i am bored or stressed i like to go down to my apartment building’s package room and sort the dozens and dozens of jumbled packages by floor then i go back up to my disorganized apartment and continue to not organize anything. what’s wrong with me


Vans

fuck your astrological sign, what brand of skate shoes did you wear in middle school?



Ashley Reese reposteó

This was 30 days and 30 nights of chaos lmaooooooo

LC_623's tweet image. This was 30 days and 30 nights of chaos lmaooooooo

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



Ashley Reese reposteó

Got a PhD

What did you do to make the TL hate you?



Loading...

Something went wrong.


Something went wrong.