The Office Cryptid
@officecryptid
Corporate Brain Rot… Served up like a slop bowl. 🥗
Let’s stop beating around the bush. It’s time to unveil FaaS (Fraud as a Service).
My YouTube algorithm knows more about me than my therapist.
How long until we get cock fighting on @RobinhoodApp? Listed under “Poultry Futures” 🐓📈
Forbes 30 under 30 has been doing this for years
Who’s down to pool some money together to recruit, train, and deploy some attractive psyops to trick the government into governing?
They tell us not to worry about AI taking our jobs, but this god damned clanker just stole my whole office work routine. 🤖
Never mind about the Sydney Sweeney thing… the economy is saved. 🤝
Is Sydney Sweeney still propping up the U.S. economy, or are we cooked? Chat! Are we cooked?
I’m not shooting dice in an alleyway. I’m engaging in high-yield dual hexahedron risk analysis on a private thoroughfare. 🎲 #SkillBasedGambler
Instead of doing 30 under 30, once a year, @forbes should open blind boxes of toy likenesses of young tech founders styled as Labubus to see who’s going to jail next. #GameifyFraud
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