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Justice Thomas: "Let's say I was a Prince fan. Which I was in the 80's" Justice Kagan: "No longer?"
A perfect tweet.
Justice Thomas: "Let's say I was a Prince fan. Which I was in the 80's" Justice Kagan: "No longer?"
If you’re excited about the original lineup of Blink 182 getting back together: please remember to stretch your lower back and hamstrings today. Your body isn’t what it used to be and that’s ok
If I have to hear one more pundit say, “Republicans are the dog that caught the car,” I’m destroying all cars and Republicans… Dogs are fine. They have never done anything wrong.
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I just realized that I’m not 100% sure if it’s the Great “British Bake Off” or the “Great British” Bake Off and it really has me rattled. I’m staring into the void.
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He could have saved a lot of trouble if had called himself King Elizabeth III instead.
I feel seen.
Let's lighten the mood by giving these variants normal ass names like we do with hurricanes. "Sorry, I can't make it to your birthday party. Just tested positive for Doug."
I hope after everything Fawkes ended up living with Harry.
Wait, how did the Basilisk kill Myrtle? Wouldn’t she have seen its eyes through the lenses of her glasses and therefore not directly?
Y’know, if the Wizarding World were more litigious Harry and Ron could be brought up on charges for kidnapping Lockhart.
Is it ever explained why Dumbledore brought Lockhart to Hogwarts? My theory: Lucius Malfoy pushed for a poor DADA teacher as a way to ensure his plan of restoring Voldemort.
It boggles my mind that JK Rowling is actually worse than the Dursleys now. You never saw Aunt Petunia tweeting about her “freaky nephew” and his community.
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