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Rip Steve Harwell, read a lot about his life a couple years back. Things weren't easy for him. If there is an afterlife, i hope he gets to see his child once again.
Still hilarious that people used to defend Lizzo from fat shamers when she hates fat people too
I know this is a bit late but idk why Nicki Minaj and Cardi B didnt get along cos ones a rapist and one likes defending rapist
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Its hard to be profound, prophetic or angry when you remember you're a space monkey on a mossy rock in space who needs to shit and piss
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I believe pur universe exists in one of them science class slider things cos space is flat
Anyone else like to slide the charger around the port before they stick it in their phone? Get it nice and wet? Foreplay for sure
Imagine if we fucked and we're about to finish and i yell 'BIG THING'S COMING SOON'
Everybody always looks at me weird when im talkin to myself or singing when im walkinglike sorry you dont have the balls to hum a tune on your excursions
The internet really has all you bitches thinking you're bad, only thing you're bad at is going to therapy to fix your cunt personality that you mistake for confidence
I hate those people who think everybody cares about their commentary in a public setting. They just try to make comments loudly and obnoxiously about things even when they're the problem and they just never shut up. Or people who yell down the phone on the bus like stfu bitch
All the muslim men in london try to lowkey hit on me and i always really wanna yell 'THIS IS NOT HALAL'
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