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I bet the anti-woke were conflicted af when they found themselves thanking Juneteenth for the free parking.


Social media mental health check-in Just lashed out against a beeping dishwasher by saying “okay! I get it! we all have needs!” Then wished a couple pads of butter “good luck in there” with a sinister chuckle as I slid them into the toaster oven.


Hey, Dads who didn’t make much of a name for yourself —— looking at you Cuba Gooding, Senior —— you’ll forgive the public if we just refer to your son by your name, without always appending it with “junior”. To us, HE’S the Roy Jones or MLK that matters.


I can’t believe that the Blue Lives Matter movement is politically aligned with the decision makers that purposefully fomented a riotous confrontation with Capitol Police and held back National Guard reinforcements when CP was overwhelmed and endangered.

I hope people will watch this and understand what happened here --- > That on Jan 4 (2 days before the attack) the Sec of Defense restricted the National Guard and their ability to respond on January 6 and he did IN WRITING as AN ORDER. Order: 👉 Amazon: buff.ly/3OddaHF



This account is easily the most enriching thing i get out of using Twitter (other than some sweet laughs), but this post in particular is amazing.

A short history of the world in 13 maps & infographics: 1. Everybody alive today compared to everybody who has ever lived

culturaltutor's tweet image. A short history of the world in 13 maps & infographics:

1. Everybody alive today compared to everybody who has ever lived


A fantastic read that helps you connect the maga phenomenon to the life-story of living through a baby boomer’s timeline.

The MAGA movement, based on aging white boomer victimhood is a bell curve. That bell curve has peaked for the simple reason that boomers, of which I am one, are dying off. -Boomers were wholly unprepared for the blunt manipulations of Fox News, in bundled cable of the 90s



I wonder which IT team shat their pants harder: Zoom, trying to scale at the start of the next pandemic Mastodon, finding out they were picked as the post-Musk landing spot


Having sciatica is like having migraines in half your butt. Which is admittedly still way better than having migraines in all your head.


nbd but i’m starting a new political party called the Rational Togetherists, for a number of reasons: 1. All better names were taken [end of list] We’re like the Forward Party but without an ulterior motive. Our #1 issue is climate change, an order of magnitude above all else


it’s a good time to be an unpopular twitter account. we can leave twitter, come back later if we want, start fresh, and we will have squandered zero brand equity.


shorty don’t miss

ON INFLATION AND THE GOP’S PLAN FOR IT



in basketball announcing, a shot from “downtown” means far away, on the periphery, like downtowns famously are. yet if you drive through the paint with impunity, they say you went right down main st in the city planning of half court, main street isn’t connected to downtown?


“You’ll never amount to anything. Proud of you, Son.” - zero’s Dad


if you’re friends with him, he’s just Mike Bublé.


if only your heretofore appealing rationalization for my questionable decision hadn’t doglegged into a call to action.


All files matter.

Hillary's emails mattered AND Trump's documents matter AND the secret service's texts matter AND Hunter Biden's laptop matters. ALL potential threats to our democracy and abuse of power matter.



In my 20s and 30s, Dick Cheney was a heartless villain and Donald Trump was a shameless blowhard. It’s weird to be in my 40s and be like, “hell YEAH, American stalwart Dick Cheney! You can help us defeat the proto-fascist movement spearheaded by seditious ex-President Trump!”

“In our nation’s 246 year history there has never been an individual who is a greater threat to our Republic than Donald Trump.” Dick Cheney



so much discipline in walking that ben & jerry's pint back to the freezer: you heard your brain say "point of no return" and you stood firm and were like, "no, this is still a serving". then tomorrow, the mental ease of grabbing that same pint, knowing it's 'dead man walking!'


I hate a lot of my emotional / intellectual reflexes, but when my physical reflexes get it right, it’s a beautiful thing.


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