The Ex Dave Turner
@olddaveturner
Former Blue Peter badge winner. Currently over at @mrdaveturner
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I know I said this account was closed but I thought I'd say I'm now @mrdaveturner and I done a little book j.mp/IXlokK
Yeah. I said I wouldn't tweet from this account again. I'm @mrdaveturner now. And I've written a book: j.mp/1gVRnMC
Oh. People keep following me on here. I'm @mrdaveturner now. See you there. Or not.
This account is now officially closed for business. See you over on @mrdaveturner xxx
So I'm @mrdaveturner now and I'm doing this with Death j.mp/WYPn1X
You'll be glad to know that this is the last time I'll say I'm over at @mrdaveturner now xxx
My daughter wrote a letter to the Tooth Fairy last night. It might be the most passive-aggressive thing ever.
There's black smoke coming from my kids' bedroom. I think that means they haven't decided on a bedtime story. Or I may have to call 999.
I'm over at @mrdaveturner. I'm still doing crap like this...
@markcaldwell I thought about that. But thinking of taking the story I'm writing & posting a 1000 word chapter a week.
@markcaldwell He might be coming back in website form! I've been doing some thinking over the weekend!
Just to say I've changed another account to be @mrdaveturner. Sorry for pissing about like that. See you over there?
This account is no longer @mrdaveturner. @mrdaveturner is the new @mrdaveturner account. It's a long story. Go follow @mrdaveturner.
Hello. I've set up a different @mrdaveturner account. It'd be lovely to see you over there x
I done a writing - Killing Death wp.me/p2zcwT-1P
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Killing Death
Some days you are Godzilla. Other days you are Tokyo. I am currently in the middle of what is medically termed “A Bloody Great Health Scare”. It appears that my heart is “knackere…
When faced with a crisis, I simply ask myself "What Would Chris Huhne Do?" In other news, my wife has left me.
After learning of Bonnie Tyler entering Eurovision, I have the words "Every now and then I score nil points" going round my head.
@Twistedlilkitty Haha! You can't go wrong bringing up daddy issues in a chat up line!
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