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Q: How many members of a specified demographic does it take to complete a particular task? A: A finite quantity. One to complete the specific task and the remainder to act in a manner stereotypical of persons from said demographic.


If Leo can get Cameron Diaz in Gangs of New York, I can do anything.


What is the W is “whore” doing?


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u should quit ur job and follow an unclear path for a couple of months at least once in ur life


Hey Jared, how are you? Me:

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Right on time as always Tennessee

BREAKING: Slavery has officially been banned as punishment in Tennessee. fox13.tv/3WO7KXk

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i bet there’s a couple seconds on that medieval torture stretcher rack where it feels incredible


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Exhale negativity. Inhale hashbrowns.


Waffle House is good af. I wonder if they’d let me franchise one in Minneapolis? @WaffleHouse hit me up.


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There are basically two types of "electronic music guy"

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sometimes me and my cat do this thing where i smoke some weed and he has some catnip and then we just stare at each other like this

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Daydreaming about things I can barely remember anymore.


If we are bringing back stuff from the 90s can we do boom bap instead of techno. Hip Hop sucks now and I’m old.


Google: you need to put in your password Me: k G: now prove that it’s you, here’s an email code Me: k G: SOMEONE LOGGED INTO YOUR ACCOUNT Me: mhm


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I don’t care if your independent / college radio show has 4 listeners, you’re doing god’s work by playing the freak shit


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five should be considered an even number


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boy, do I have news for you about atonal music enjoyers

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I like when a song is like a sweater I can put on.


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