Nick 'DadJokes' Fury
@oldnbustedfury
gET BACK TO WORK (parody account for old-school/616 Nick Fury)
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*breaks into the Oval Office with Starbucks*
//SO I LITERALLY JUST REMEMBERED THIS ACCOUNT EXISTED A YEAR LATER hi folks
//hey lovelies, I ain't been around much lately due to life eating me. I'm at FanExpo this weekens and then I'm moving!
*muffled Dean Martin playing in the distance* *gunshots* *Hydra agents peeing themselves* #mymondaynight
*does some squats while dismantling dictatorships*
I have some important work to do on netflix today. IMPORTANT WORK.
labor day free haircut for war veterans indianapolis now
hydra more like PUNK ASS BUTTHEADS WHO HATE FREEDOM AND GALAGA AND MAKE YOU WEAR SHIRTS
I'm changing SHIELD uniform protocol everyone must now have little natasha/bucky flags on them at all times.
//holy crap I got 99 followers. *_* ONE MORE TILL TRIPLE DIGITS ADHJFDA WHERE DID YOU MAGICAL PEOPLE COME FROM <33
#ManCrushMonday everyone has a crush on Captain America and if you don't then you are lying to yourself
@internsofshield DO SOME SQUATS AND CRUSH THE ENEMY AND DRINK THEIR TEARS WITH A BOWL OF LUCKY CHARMS
my reaction to all the stony and stucky on my feed
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![son_of_avengers's profile picture. son of captain america and black widow
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![actual_dazzler's profile picture. Maybe you've heard of me. The name's Alison Blaire, some peole call me Dazzler. [X-Men/Marvel RP twitter]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/488073541867171841/yzUwKHG3.jpeg)
![capmissamerica's profile picture. he's beauty, he's grace, he's mister united states. [mostly parody/rp]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/483431379569373184/Ge6lKikz.jpeg)
![SpiritedEngima's profile picture. I can count the people I trust on one hand and I don't mind cutting fingers off. You agents won't learn my secrets. [#FemaleFury #Marvel #RP]](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/468008447947317248/HzsTB0Su.jpeg)
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