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maintaining decorum (trying actually)

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life is too short to do that nonchalant shit. i’ve got no chill and no shame as a texter and i’m proud of it.


a balanced life

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i’ve always,always respected the za

Stop calling ज़ as ज. It’s maza, not maja. Zindagi, not jindagi, Samjhe? Respect the za, please



not my white washed atheist sister singing thasbi rabbi to put her baby to sleep 💗🤚🏼😭


writing with a Lexi 5n pen is an unmatched orgasmic experience


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i’m writing this in light of supreme rejecting a plea for including castration as a punishment for rape convicts. as long as pedophiles go out on bail freely, exhibitionists like sreejith ravi and the sickest pedos will continue their habitual offences with nothing to fear.


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most women know atleast one girl/woman who has been sexually harassed or intimidated by a grown man while they were a minor. so at least under pocso act there should be castration as a punishment for the convicts. this is the bare minimum the government can do.


where do all the lost things go to?


gotta give it to the malabari boys’ rizz


papa kandu pidicha 5 neram niskarakunna,eeman ulla payyan:


few minutes i was fine ago ?


i can guess what my friends are gonna say after the words “don’t panic i wanna tell you something”


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Bananas are the perfect all-round fruit Feeling hungry? Grab a banana. Need something before/after a run? Banana. Not in the mood for dinner? A banana will do


me and some guy in my dreams:

omniitrix's tweet image. me and some guy in my dreams:
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my favorite game is to guess if my headache is due to dehydration, migraine, malnutrition, stress, lack of sleep, poor position or a brain tumor


second row third column is orange lays and this pretty much solves the debate (if there was one ever)

omniitrix's tweet image. second row third column is orange lays and this pretty much solves the debate (if there was one ever)

sang pretty little baby to my sister’s baby on vc and he giggled skkskssnskskakakak✨🌊🌺


mummy wdym yOu ArE An aDuLt??? i still leave the family wa group when no one picks up my call


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