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Barney Barton

@onestrayshot

Name's Barney Barton. Spare th'price of a cuppa coffee fer a fellow American down on his luck? [ Marvel RP | comicverse | 21+ ]

Cookout on th'roof tonight. I'm makin' Barney burgers.


Ain't that yer theme fer every day? @notironfist


What, lady. Shadows do exist....


[imitates loud birdcalls before exiting the apartment with his travel mug. @AlsoHawkeye @notironfist]


Lookit 'em both. Drop a blanket over either Hawkeye an' they go straight ta sleep. No wonder people make bird jokes.


[grumblebitch] ..so futzing early... [grunt]


Oh, or one'a them kiddie swimmin' pools. Sounds about right.


Think I just needa few buckets a'coffee.


Fuck you. Ain't no excuse.


Sure, but I'm better.


Cheese, mushrooms, onions, peppers... spinach... Damnit. now m'hungry again.


I just had the best omelet. Mmmf.


Clint? Clint's gonna cook? C'mon, I'm the better cook.


Barney Barton reposted

Food groups? There are only 4! Beans, bacon, whiskey, and steak.


Like a charred burger.


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