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Indulge me.

[Lounging around drinking Hibiki]


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雨の日酒盛りでーと🥂

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It's me, Shuten. I need you to do something for me. Go to a pharmacy and ask for T.H.O.T (sound every letter) which will net you 40 Benadryls and a jar of marinara sauce. Don't worry about what T.H.O.T stands for.


Of course. We're always together, aren't we?

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It means we don't have to worry about anything, therefore we are magical girls.

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We are hanging from the ceiling.

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Don't worry about being a magical girl. Worry about the monster hanging from the ceiling.


Oni be shopping


I do not mind giving my seat to the forsaken snakes and dragons. Please, feel free to take my place. I'm going to go shopping at Ginza.


Hatsumode! Ha-tsu-mo-de!


Of course? Jorts have been here since the dawn of gods and humans.

Yeah? Are you speaking from experience? Did they have jorts in the Heian era?



That's what people always say after they cut their jeans too short.


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