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Overheard On My Commute

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Strangers say the darnedest things #Toronto

“My left hand just starts going all over”


“I need to figure out how to not look like an idiot”


“America saved my life”


“Note to self: mom stays on land, dad goes in the water”


“You can’t take my boyfriend from me. You can’t take my boyfriend from me. You already took my boyfriend.”


“I’m sorry, my home is waste-free”


“I made a pact as a diver: I don’t eat shark meat, shark don’t eat me”


“I wanna be a little more nonchalant


“All I know is I don’t know her name, I just know her sex life”


“Your rights are illegal”


“Thank God I had an empty pack of gum”


“I wasn’t going in for the kiss”


“They call me Jedi because I, uh...”


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