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HenloMars

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Massive heart attack while eating a Big Mac on the shitter.

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I don’t know who I despise more. The morally bankrupt greedy grifters that are paid to support ruSSias narrative. Or The sick poorly educated fucks that actually believe it.


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Trump is a russian Asset.

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HenloMars reposted

Calling it, Poland will do nothing about this


They don't even know what the Bible says, nor the US Constitution for that matter.

AS A NORWEGIAN I JUST HAVE A QUESTION FOR PEOPLE IN AMERICA 🤔 DOES THE ENTIRE REPUBLICAN CULT USE A DIFFERENT ALTERNATIV VERSION OF THE BIBLE 🤔



Blue states can afford it and perhaps help each other out, maybe? Red states can just fuq right off. Texas has a "rainy day fund," aka stolen and hoarded tax money, of over 20 billion and won't even touch it in the event of an actual rainy day (Hurricane Harvey).

Serious question: what are Americans gonna do when states get hit with natural disasters and there’s no FEMA or federal assistance coming your way?



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Fun fact: Trump is shorter than the Dutch queen.

AXorbitant's tweet image. Fun fact: Trump is shorter than the Dutch queen.


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Dutch Queen mocking Trump's mannerisms then looks directly into the camera It's like something out of Arrested Development 😂😂😂



True story

Top 3 enemies of America: -russia -china -republicans



lolz @ MAGAts reaching the FO stage 🤣😂🤣

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Did somebody say, "War?"

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HenloMars reposted

This is MAGA Senator Mike Lee. This piece of shit needs to resign. Now. Repost if you agree. Let’s see if we can get the asshole’s attention. @SenMikeLee

NotAvgLiberal's tweet image. This is MAGA Senator Mike Lee.

This piece of shit needs to resign.

Now.

Repost if you agree.

Let’s see if we can get the asshole’s attention.
@SenMikeLee

HenloMars reposted

It matters because people had already seen the headline about a refinery on fire near Houston so then when they see a headline about a refinery on fire in West Texas then that immediately triggers fears of coordinated terrorism. That's why accuracy matters.


Holy fuckin shit

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Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸 Let us honor the emblem of our nation and the stars and stripes that unite us all. As we display our nations flag and reflect on the values it represents, let’s celebrate the freedom, courage and resilience that makes our country great.

DeptofWar's tweet image. Happy Flag Day! 🇺🇸

Let us honor the emblem of our nation and the stars and stripes that unite us all. As we display our nations flag and reflect on the values it represents, let’s celebrate the freedom, courage and resilience that makes our country great.


It'll be one big, beautiful day.

Fact. More people will celebrate Trump’s passing than his Presidency.



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Oh, shit. She totally should ha- Nevermind.

Speaker Mike Johnson (R-LA): “I was the product of an unplanned teen pregnancy. And I am eternally grateful that my mom and dad ignored all the people who told them to just take care of that problem…” (January 2025) @Acyn



Would you believe this is the "after" photo?

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DoD: you're not allowed to do political stuff in uniform. Army: hey Joes, today's mandatory fun is a Trump Rally and you'd better show respect.


Shit. My cover is blown. 🤣

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