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honey we gotta jazz it

sorry about my food crash out but do not fuck with a pregnant girlies dinner tf


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how it feels sharing this to every friend i had from age 12-18

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IS PHAN REAL? one of the biggest conspiracies in the history of the internet - we're gonna talk about it youtu.be/Cxe_YMJ4nUs

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guess whatsaphan finally got her answer, huge news


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phan is real NEVER KILL YOURSELF


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Getting pregnant and taking 20 tylenol a day in hopes my child becomes the biggest dan and phil fan you’ve ever seen


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Getting caught having an affair with an executive at a Coldplay concert gotta be top 5 whitest things in history


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Every summer, fate chooses a CEO for the sacrifice. That's the ritual.

rt to scare a ceo

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coldplayben's tweet image. rt to scare a ceo
coldplayben's tweet image. rt to scare a ceo
coldplayben's tweet image. rt to scare a ceo


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Hmm this is probably where I would hold space for the lyrics of Defying Gravity

I need to know what you’d put here

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following the hoard ~ lana-wh.bsky.social


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look, I know British democracy is also flawed but I do think it's clearly superior to do elections how God intended (through the night at the local leisure centre, stood next to a deeply unfunny joke candidate, done and dusted by early morning)


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it's been 10 years since the rumour came out...

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My kids to me in 30 year: “So were you at the Oasis reunion tour in 2025?” Me: “Nah, but I was person number 1,334,457 in the ticketmaster queue for them, what a feeling that was”


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I'm pretty sure I've been scammed. #Oasis25

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#Oasis25

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I cannot stress this enough- this is the first and only time that you should pay the $47 for event insurance

“This is it, this is happening” Tickets on sale this Saturday 31st August (🇮🇪8AM IST / 🇬🇧9AM BST) Dates: Cardiff Principality Stadium - 4th/5th July Manchester Heaton Park - 11th/12th/19th/20th July London Wembley Stadium - 25th/26th July & 2nd/3rd August Edinburgh Scottish Gas…



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