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a random man posted a picture of my house on facebook bc our tree is so pretty in the fall & it got like 500 likes and people are saying how it's their favorite tree in denton 😭 excuse me
thinking about how my friends spammed their tinder matches to come to our fundraiser and so many random men showed up 🫶
a fire alarm had been going off for a solid 30 minutes near my house and i assumed it was the middle school on my street but i finally went to investigate and i found a random fire alarm, attached to nothing, going off full volume on the sidewalk????
i need an astrology girly to tell me why everyone is being mean to me today
love it when ur talking to a friend and theyre like 'aahhhh idk if this makes sense!!' babygirl i was born to understand your visions
garrett's all mad at me bc i accidentally bought a vintage uranium dish set at an estate sale today but that's just a part of my lore so get used to it buddy
When I say I got that dawg in me this is what I mean
Tbh im serving something A lot more sinister than cunt
sophie barked and growled during my entire zoom interview so who wants her she's FREE
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