Dustin Murrell
@otheaudacity
I only get on Twitter when I'm pissed off and there's no one IRL who is willing and/or able to listen to me bitch.
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"Only Justice Now" is a @MaxBemis & @SDuPreeBemis original, inspired by Dustin's Caffeinated Cowgirl Ninja... youtu.be/-bv9jOX5FR4?a
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Only Justice Now - Max Bemis & Sherri DuPree
Well, since Ziploc is too cool for a Twitter account, I need to ask the masses: does Ziploc make a size larger than "sandwich" but smaller than "freezer" or not? Because... I could really use a size in between. #pandemic #PandemicCovid19 #veryserious #ineedtoknowrightnow
Dustin originates from an English surname, which is derived from a Norman personal name...Þorsteinn (Torsten). This Old Norse name is composed of elements meaning "Thor" and "stone". @boardboyfrank this basically says I'm half Thor, half Thing, right?? Add me to the MCU already.
Lately, as I've been contemplating the impending POTUS election; and reflecting on all of the problems and crises and tragedies that humans are responsible for that we aren't ever going to do anything about; I keep... facebook.com/wheelsarehot/p…
[insert 55 posts and 45 memes about how I never pay attention to anyone else's posts and how I never really check this thing N.E.wayz lol wtf brb lmfao e=mc2 usda #happymeal #mulattolivesmatter #millenialsAMIRIGHT #whiteisthe2ndworstrace]
I'd like to offer a giant FUCK YOU to all the wrestling smarks who were SURE that CM PUNK would NEVER come back to WWE. It's. All. Fake. Dumbasses. All actors eventually return, when the price is right. CM Punk debuts on WWE Backstage youtu.be/DsrQYV_z7bQ
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EXCLUSIVE: CM Punk and the WWE Backstage crew react to his shocking...
Before the match between The Kabuki Warriors and the singles female champs, I decided that if they singles champs won, I would stop watching WWE and give my viewership to AEW. But @WWEAsuka won, so we're good. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . For now.
I'm so fucking dumb. When Brock Lesnar won the title and then got beat up by some flabby UFC fighter, I legit thought it was just Rey Mysterio's son. Because that flabby UFC fighter is the least scary person I've seen in a long time. Rey's ugly son is way scarier.
When did @LanaWWE become the ugliest woman on WWE's roster? Is her face swollen? Or is this just what happens when WWE puts you in the middle of a storyline that was played out in the fucking 80's?
I hope every member of the band Skillet dies. Real soon. And whoever at WWE decided to use their music for MNR. I also hope they die. That sounds extreme, but... they all deserve it.
You heard it here first: Seth and Bray ruined the Curb Stomp as a finisher in WWE. #HIAC #WWE #CurbStomp @WWERollins @WWEBrayWyatt
I was going to say something about how much better @FullFrontalSamB is than @latewithlilly and how @Lilly acts like @iamsambee doesn't exist... but I saw how much hate Lilly Singh was already getting after her debut and decided I didn't need to Tweet about it.
I must have drunk/stoned watched the entire second season of @GlowNetflix because I'm re-watching it now before Season 3, and I don't remember any of this #GLOW #Netflix #bingemode #youshouldwatchGLOW #evenIFyouHATEwrestling
“I love Cheers. It’s about an invisible woman named Vera.” #GLOW @GlowNetflix
“Cheers is about an invisible woman named Vera.” Welcome back @GlowNetflix
#GLOW gets more personal, political, and intersectional for its second season. @ManiLazic: therin.gr/hw8LaEI
Every time I see the manipulative propaganda from @truthorange I go out and buy a pack of cigarettes (I don't even smoke) and tell a preteen that smoking will make them look cooler.
I just backed Supercats! on @Kickstarter kickstarter.com/projects/caleb…
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Supercats!: a children's board that's also a comic book
A whimsical comic about a superhero cat and a clumsy, tailess cat who wants to be a hero too. Warning: extremely fun to read out loud!!
I know I couldn't possibly sound more paranoid, but there was a drone directly above my backyard that didn't move until I started recording it...
This whole ordeal is total bullshit! But I guess if you want to feel better about your life by tricking females into giving you a chance... then ask someone other than this douche.
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