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Hey, I’m Mischief Otter 🦦 menace to Furry society 🐾 content may feature adult themes-viewer discretion is advised 🔞 I have a Buoyfriend 🛟
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🎶 Otterliscious definition: make dem hoomans loco, they think we’re cuties so they boop our snoots and take our photo, you can see me if you feed me, like to snuggle when I’m eepy, I got reasons why I eat em, fishes come and go like seasons 🎶
Rep for our new business partner tried to tell me the agreement said something it didn’t lol I was like booooiiiiii I was in the onboarding meeting with ownership no tf it does not
I just had the dumbest idea and now I’m about to fall down a rabbit hole figuring out how to make a simple animation loop so I can bring it to life
I am bratty and aggressively affectionate, do you think that will stop me?
this does NOT mean you can bring them inside 😠 they are not your friend
Bald Eagles, Ospreys, Opossums, Raccoons, Striped Skunks, NARO’s, and all manner of cute critters I don’t have the char count to mention. Next q
One of my earrings fell out and I can’t get it back in, I’m gonna have to get stabbed an eighth time aren’t I? (Well at least it isn’t a sword or knife this time)
Man I hope I get to keep this work dynamic, it RULES having peers I can sing with
Good god what the fuck happened to my phone? I fell and busted my head last night on the way to bed because I’m stupid and clumsy but this is just a whole other level of destroyed. Maybe I need an otter box after all
Gin distillery
You’re entitled to your wrong opinion, bestie *pat pat*
I feel like I pawsitively stink today, gonna have to take a second bath when I gets home
I think he might be British
Mischief has been utterly exhausted and on edge these last few days so we haven’t posted much and when we have it’s been grouchy and combative. Starting today, we’re back to form. Thanks for bearing with us.
Tax evasion (valid) and health code vios (not valid) 🦦
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