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I don't like a bird close to me face. #horrible #birds


Women. Please wear makeup to the work place. Don't be rude. #thinkofothers


A bread roll and loaf of bread are exactly the same matter squeezed into different shapes.


Zanzibar? It's one of those Willy Wonka places.


You'd be surprised at the versatility of cheese.


Home made nachos. Too much washing up. #painintheass


Mexican cuisine. All party up front. All pain in the ass up back. In both senses.

our_ails's tweet image. Mexican cuisine. All party up front. All pain in the ass up back. In both senses.

Buy a load of good stuff on a Sunday. Throw in a fish. Few seeds. Get it down your cake hole.


Those women who like football and things. They only do it so they can get a fella. #justsaying


A picture of a sunset on Facebook is not anything to do with a friendship. #itsguff


Just to be clear, it's a woman's job.


Men shouldn't walk with carrier bags of shopping. #sad


The opposite of a knife is a fork. Obviously.


Welcome to the truth.


COOOOOOOEEEEEEEEEYYYYYY!!!!!!


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