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Oh Monday's, how I really want to just cock slap you right in your stupid face....
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I keep trying to get out of GodDamn bed but every time I turn over I clearly twist one off passin out for another hour! #singleguyproblems
Woke up this morning and seen my breath...E.A.D. fall/winter! I hate you! Only two types of people like you, fat people and fatter people!
I really feel our world would be such a better place for everyone, if women would actually use the God Damn word "no" by it's only meaning.
Please stop using "bae"...Or use it, but then directly after, pull the trigger...
Most essential tool in any trade.... Music ear buds and if you don't have ear buds you're probably the fuck we need um for...#happyTuesday
Why does vodka, Nintendo, and what is better known as pot, seem to always heal my Monday's? #ForWhatAilsYah @BuzzFeed
NES Contra bong hit vodka waka waka bye bye Monday 😅
Timmy go get the god Damn gun!!! Are you a fucking idiot! Lex dont need you banging on the back her chair while she gets the door locks!!
First tweet ever!! Wake the fuck up world...To many sheep out there, stop letting pussy take over the world...Man up guys!
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