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What is millennial? When YouTube ads shows me another Kickstarter for another bougie bag called fetch or nesti or clasp and I'm yelling why? why?? at 7am while I'm trying to research thumb splints. Then I see my snoring cat floor stretch. And it's okay.
My little sister and my mom have finally watched Prince of Egypt. I can finally rest.
An incredible thread
Millennial adulthood = buying hot tamale Peeps for lols only to be disappointed that they're not actually spicy, just dusted in Red Hot sugar, then discovering if you're sweets-crazed enough you actually LIKE them, then tweeting about it at 6 in the morning because insomnia.
Me: I BELIEVE SCIENCE Science: please just don’t use your phone right before bed and right after waking up, it’s literally destroying your circadian rhythm Me: no
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, NO selfies!
I mean there's only like 4 things in this list I DON'T do
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"I talk a lot. So I've learned to tune myself out." #OfficeOfTheFormerPresident
"success of an organism is how well it survives its environment." For 2021 I'm evolving into a crab. youtu.be/wvfR3XLXPvw
Benefit number 9,069 of wearing a mask: Walgreens people can't see my stupid grin as I listen to @dungeonsanddads when they throw the magic beans and a pyramid erupts.
youtu.be/0q5L0MzuVP4 Yes my thoughts exactly. Thanks @hankgreen
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Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, NO selfies!
Literally every day
Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy, NO selfies!
#googledrive is like trash is changing after 30 days people removed to your trash will be gone forever. Like finally. Thank you. But we don't got 30 days.
2020 mood: Listening to your ex mansplain car loan gap insurance while he pays YOU back money HE borrowed to cover his ass like "uh remember who's queen, boi. Ain't no gap insurance on relationships." ((But also being lo-key proud of him for finally getting his shirt together))
The worst outcome of T*ump going down with Covid is if he beats it we'll never hear the end of how it's easy and everyone should be able to jump in their helicopter and be okay.
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