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They think you're stupid

A 32-year-old woman in Japan has officially married an AI persona she built using ChatGPT. After the virtual character “Klaus” proposed, she accepted, ending a three-year relationship with a real partner, saying the AI understands her better. The wedding took place in a…



He's already assuming the position

200 gammon flags and counting! ✊



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2% of human time is now spent on YouTube. Crazy



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Hood tours are coming to a hood near you!


"oveation"

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They are giving a standing oveation to gang rapists in court, guess the country



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Israelis spend their morning spitting and harassing Christian tourists saying We don't like your god .


All women have astygmastism

When I tell people I can’t see at night, so I rarely drive after dark, they look at me like I’m nuts. This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…

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This is what people with an astigmatism see at night…


Ah so you want my regal advice plead guirty and get flee egg rorr

17-year-old girl breaks her brother’s record to become California’s youngest lawyer 👩‍⚖️

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Headed into town to buy some of that dad burn internet. Hope the feed store has it in stock. We learned all about the internet watchin’ PBS. Wonder if the net works to keep chickens contained? 🤔

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Filmmaker @KenBurns discusses why the Trump administration killed the Corporation for Public Broadcasting with @JohnAvlon: "It'll hurt mostly rural communities — maybe that's their intention. There'll be news deserts."



She needed an undergrad in Biology

I have a PhD in Gender Studies I can say without doubt, this is a woman.

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I can say without doubt, this is a woman.


Abel Ferrara's gonna have that Leo smoking crack

Pope Leo will meet with a collection of high-profile names from across the film and TV industry at the Vatican on Saturday. This includes Spike Lee, Cate Blanchett, Judd Apatow, Marco Bellocchio, Monica Bellucci, Wang Bing, Gus Van Sant, and Abel Ferrara deadline.com/2025/11/spike-…



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🚨The BBC is rotten to its core. Here is a clip from a BBC documentary about Bill Cosby, in which it’s suggested that we should: “Create a sex positive world where someone is able to pay conscious women to come and be drugged for a fetish for having sex with unconscious people”


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1. I haven’t upgraded my phone in 5 years 2. I have two $11 subscriptions 3. I don’t use ubereats 4. I don’t buy coffee 5. I don’t go on vacation 6. I have a used 2010 car that I bought 7. I don’t go clubbing 8. I don’t buy weed or have a booze habit 9. I cook at home 6/7…

You want a house? Cool, cool. When are you gonna give up your $1,500 smartphone that you buy the new version of every year or so? When are you cancelling all your subscription services? When are you giving up Uber, and UberEats? When are you going to stop buying a $7…



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A British surgeon discloses the depth of israeli depravity: returning Palestinian bodies with surgically removed hearts, eyes, lungs & livers


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He's allowed to have a homeland, but you need to be a perpetual economic migrant.

Ben Shapiro sums up why his brand of conservatism is dying fast and why the populist left will steamroller any Republican parroting Shapiro’s views. “If you’re a young person and you can’t afford to live here then maybe you should not live here” he says to native New Yorkers.



Student sounds like a bitch

I had a new student in my Algebra II class. She was homeschooled previously, and this was her first experience in public school. Two days in, she’s already unerolling. I’m not surprised, given our last conversation. Her words when I asked her what she thought: “I wanted to see…



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Ben Shapiro's ideology is fundamentally anti-human. He wants us to be forever corporate wage slaves, cogs in a machine, transient global cosmopolitan economic units with no roots, community, heritage, tradition, and soil who solely exist to serve abstract ideas, the stock market,…

Ben Shapiro sums up why his brand of conservatism is dying fast and why the populist left will steamroller any Republican parroting Shapiro’s views. “If you’re a young person and you can’t afford to live here then maybe you should not live here” he says to native New Yorkers.



I already have to play this game and it's fucking gay

The makers of No Man's Sky are developing an open world survival game on a planet "the size of earth" This could be incredible👀



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