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I think a lot of you let unimportant discourse wander around your mind unchaperoned and would be well served to put your phone down and walk outside instead of tweeting every angle of every thing. I did this & it’s been revelatory for my mental health. Still love y’all tho ❤️


Cocky UM fans, I need Yall to start talking shit with your wallets please. This IU line is too damn high


If anyone is curious why I’ve made a massive political shift in recent years this is why

We really don’t make enough of the fact that the boomer resistance libs were way more correct than everyone else. Scoreboard is crazy right now



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Let’s Gooooooooooo. Congrats to Jacob and Rachel


I actually really hate when people do this. I get it, you're trying to connect with me, but you're relaying to me that you think of me as a one-trick pony.

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Caleb Williams is fascinating because bro is absolutely useless until it’s time to make a big time throw and then he’s fucking nails


You think your coalition can skip over regular liberals and recruit trump fans into being hardcore leftists

No amount of social moderation will enable a coalition led by these freaks to win senate seats in red states btw. Just a totally delusional political project.



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People on this app live in a bubble.

i love how much everyone hates ai



Been awesome to see Zohran make step after step toward serious governance.

Welcome to A New Era, Leila Bozorg! Leila brings 15 years of housing experience to her new role as Deputy Mayor for Housing and Planning. A key architect of City of Yes, Leila helped unlock over 130,000 potential new homes to help New Yorkers afford to live in the city they…

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Leila brings 15 years of housing experience to her new role as Deputy Mayor for Housing and Planning. A key architect of City of Yes, Leila helped unlock over 130,000 potential new homes to help New Yorkers afford to live in the city they…


I don’t crash out, I crash into others.


And that's what makes USC (and Miami to some extent) cool. x.com/J5_Sports1/sta…

It really is fitting that USC is using the term “re-signed” when describing players returning to USC for another year. USC, much like Miami, is a mercenary program with no soul or culture. The players don’t care about USC. They are there to earn a paycheck and nothing more.…



gaza is speaking now, bitch

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If you believe this you don’t see men as fully human and in that case, don’t worry about being friends with them my G. Just leave them alone and do you

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Defending this is being called “common sense”. x.com/BYUCougars/sta…

Objectively, how do you defend this: Miami (10–2) – ESPN SOS: 45 – ESPN SOR: 14 – Did not play for a conference championship – Losses: Two 8–4 teams (SMU, Louisville) BYU (11–2) – ESPN SOS: 22 – ESPN SOR: 9 – Played in the Big 12 championship – Losses: No. 4 Texas Tech on the…



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Record • BYU: 11-2 • Notre Dame: 10-2 • Miami: 10-2 Strength of schedule • BYU: 22 • Notre Dame: 44 • Miami: 45 Strength of record • BYU: 9 • Notre Dame: 13 • Miami: 14 The committee is going to get the final at-large spot objectively wrong. Sad for BYU and CFB.


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When you compare full body of work for BYU and Miami it should be no question who gets in. Better record? BYU Better SOS? BYU Tougher Conference? BYU Better losses? BYU More ranked wins? BYU Better SOR? BYU Made conf title game? BYU Miami deserved to be ahead of ND, but not BYU


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BYU has more wins than Miami. BYU has a better strength of schedule than Miami. BYU has a better strength of record than Miami. BYU lost to #4 Tech twice, Miami lost to unranked SMU and Louisville. I literally can’t find any logical reason why Miami is going to the CFP.


Lololololol nothing fucking matters. BYU won 11 games in a conference that went 6-1 against the ACC and had just as many top 25 wins as Miami but who fucking cares

What’s important is that you can’t punish teams for playing in their conference championships. Unless they’re BYU, because fuck ‘em I guess?



What’s the most plausible thing the playoff committee could do to piss EVERYONE off?


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This is so shameless from the one true #ZeroBidLeague

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The committee has 2 options. 1. Conference championship losers can move down. ND, maybe Miami jump Bama. 2. Championship losers can’t move down. BYU still separates ND from Miami. I don’t like it because BYU has more wins but ND is in.


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