Stuff Parents Say
@parentproblems5
Don't lick the dog! Who's pee is this? With 2 kids I say crap like this all day long. So I decided to share the crazy. Enjoy.
My face when my son waits until the exact second I sit down to eat before throwing his fork on the floor.
3,485 (# of days since I've taken a shower or pee'd without an audience)
My kids are hoarders. I have to smuggle mismatched Barbie shoes and broken toys out like Pablo Escobar in the middle of the night.
Stuff only parents say..... "Are you licking your shoe???"
Stuff only parents say...... "Why did you pee on the puppy?!"
This account does not follow anyone
United States Trends
- 1. #BaddiesUSA 57.1K posts
- 2. Rams 29K posts
- 3. Scotty 9,573 posts
- 4. #TROLLBOY 1,891 posts
- 5. #LAShortnSweet 18.9K posts
- 6. Chip Kelly 8,425 posts
- 7. Cowboys 99.8K posts
- 8. Eagles 140K posts
- 9. Stafford 14.7K posts
- 10. Raiders 67K posts
- 11. Baker 20.9K posts
- 12. #ITWelcomeToDerry 14.7K posts
- 13. Bucs 12.2K posts
- 14. #RHOP 11.6K posts
- 15. Stacey 28.2K posts
- 16. Vin Diesel 1,145 posts
- 17. Ahna 6,794 posts
- 18. Teddy Bridgewater 1,211 posts
- 19. DOGE 165K posts
- 20. Todd Bowles 2,014 posts
Loading...
Something went wrong.
Something went wrong.