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alexis tenorio

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shorturl.xaijo.com/willa Now if you'll excuse me, I have a cape to wear and whoosh noises to make.


I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. bitly.xaijo.com/hANrOaH


I would watch NASCAR if the drivers had had as much to drink as the fans. bitly.xaijo.com/drBcBJQq


Vodka & Vicodin are the answer. I have no idea what the hell the question was. bitly.xaijo.com/trina


bitly.xaijo.com/hInkCnS You don't have to tell me I'm negative. I no.


bitly.xaijo.com/GaBkOmFl Cop: Whatever you say will be held against you. Me: TEDDYBEARS Cop: Aww.


A lack of love from your parents leaves a hole in your heart only dicks can fill. bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn


bitly.xaijo.com/MjrPNn How to write Icelandic: 1) Put a dictionary in a blender 2) Blend 3) Pour onto table. 4) Voila!


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