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Patrick Simonis

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Dit vind je misschien leuk

Thanks @BurgerKing for teaching my 3 boys during commercial breaks how to say “I’m a damn fool.” (and yes, that was sarcasm)


JUST found out that #Quantico star @BlairUnderwood is going to be the keynote speaker at #bbcon! CAN'T. WAIT. bit.ly/bbcon18


Last year we bought our Christmas tree early. As Christmas approached, the temperature actually got warmer and all the aphids (bugs) that had been asleep in our tree woke up and were crawling all over the place. #DecorationDisaster


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Good is taking over Time Square! I love seeing so many ways @blackbaud customers, partners, and employees are celebrating #socialgood this #GivingTuesday

MikeGianoni's tweet image. Good is taking over Time Square! I love seeing so many ways @blackbaud customers, partners, and employees are celebrating #socialgood this #GivingTuesday
MikeGianoni's tweet image. Good is taking over Time Square! I love seeing so many ways @blackbaud customers, partners, and employees are celebrating #socialgood this #GivingTuesday
MikeGianoni's tweet image. Good is taking over Time Square! I love seeing so many ways @blackbaud customers, partners, and employees are celebrating #socialgood this #GivingTuesday
MikeGianoni's tweet image. Good is taking over Time Square! I love seeing so many ways @blackbaud customers, partners, and employees are celebrating #socialgood this #GivingTuesday

Never a great way to start your day with a flat, but @FirestoneAuto on Sam Rittenberg had me back on the road in 15 minutes! Great staff, great service!

patrickRsimonis's tweet image. Never a great way to start your day with a flat, but @FirestoneAuto on Sam Rittenberg had me back on the road in 15 minutes! Great staff, great service!

First meal at Shake Shack, SO good. I have seen the light @JimGaffigan #lifechanging #bbcon #baltimore


Major announcement from @blackbaud & @microsoft on partnership to digitally transform the sector & scale global good bit.ly/2xPhJEf


One summer my dad, brother & I cut the grass at a cemetery. Pay was good, just had to not think about all the dead bodies #MyWorstSummerJob


Last Xmas I gave U my heart.The very next day U gave it away.This year to save me from tears I'll Tinder w/ someone special. #NewXmasCarols


Whenever I ask my boys if they're all done going #2 on the potty, I always get a reply back with how many "slices" they went #MyKidIsWeird


After mishap with @amazon I ordered 2 vanities from @HomeDepot -1 of them had the wrong model in the box and has been discontinued #notcool


Ordered 2 vanities from @amazon , 3 weeks later they both arrive damaged and have been discontinued. Not cool Amazon

patrickRsimonis's tweet image. Ordered 2 vanities from @amazon , 3 weeks later they both arrive damaged and have been discontinued. Not cool Amazon

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Wocka wocka. #tbt

alyankovic's tweet image. Wocka wocka.  #tbt

Due to our behavior at bedtime, our counselor made us stand outside in our swimsuits under the lights & get eaten by mosquitoes #BummerCamp


Yo my girl is DINOmite, yeah she's dope that's what I said. We were gonna be togetha foreva if she wasn't... dead. #DinoRaps #FallonTonight


Squatch out Phil Vassar, your biggest fan is here tonight! #bbcon #believe

patrickRsimonis's tweet image. Squatch out Phil Vassar, your biggest fan is here tonight! #bbcon #believe

My brother and I couldn't stop fighting so my parents left us at grandma's house and took our family vacation without us. #VacationFail


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