patrick_clapham's profile picture. Librarian, Tabletop Games Enthusiast, Scholar of Folklore and Pop-Culture.  In loving memory April 21, 1977 - February 5, 2019.

Patrick Clapham

@patrick_clapham

Librarian, Tabletop Games Enthusiast, Scholar of Folklore and Pop-Culture. In loving memory April 21, 1977 - February 5, 2019.

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I have plumbed the dark, Stygian abyss that is hospital food. A clear liquid diet, once viewed in horror, now stands as my penultimate goal. Nearly a week on ice chips is eroding my sanity. Just as the mighty icebergs smash our sailing and steam vessels. #lovecraft


Looks great. Wish I could back it.

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I may be hospitalized, but it hasn't stopped me from enthusiastically talking about libraries and their programs. Who knows, I may be sending a deluge of new patrons to the our story hour.


My current sleeping habits while hospitalized. Time to crawl under a layer of sheets and blankets.

patrick_clapham's tweet image. My current sleeping habits while hospitalized. Time to crawl under a layer of sheets and blankets.

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SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT. SEEKING ASYLUM IS A LEGAL RIGHT.


Here I am in the hospital, excited that the new Shockwave can turn into a raygun. #Transformers Transformers: War for Cybertron SIEGE - Leader Class SHOCKWAVE youtu.be/_uuJHiYyzWc via @YouTube

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My next D&D character’s backstory is a few days of the New York.

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getting real tired of old men policing a lady’s behavior: “stop dancing,” “stop wearing makeup,” “stop severing the lives of mortals with your two sisters in the underworld,”


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Missing from so much of the news coverage of Native people being outraged by Elizabeth Warren's DNA test: Native voices. I asked prominent tribal leaders and Native people about it. Surprise: they said Warren is an ally and this narrative is media fodder. huffingtonpost.com/entry/elizabet…


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Hogwarts didn't always have bathrooms. Before adopting Muggle plumbing methods in the eighteenth century, witches and wizards simply relieved themselves wherever they stood, and vanished the evidence. #NationalTriviaDay


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Clinton Crony Says Bernie Supporters Must Be Silenced For 2020 Primaries "Brock has no relationship with truth beyond his ability to twist it to get things he wants." @davidbrockdc medium.com/@caityjohnston…


How many pies?

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When starting a new year it helps to set meaningful and achievable resolutions i.e. -lose 10 pounds -study a foreign language -be more active in a hobby -see friends more often -find the seventh Artifact of Oblivion to complete the ritual and usher in the age of the Dark One


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From today onwards we are now selling MIMICK DICE CUPS!!! This is our very first one, and it needs a name. But it must begin with the letter M! There maybe a prize for the one we like best. #mimick #dicecup #dicebag #realleather #handmade #ttrpg #dnd5e #dnd #tabletoproleplay

cognitivemerch's tweet image. From today onwards we are now selling MIMICK DICE CUPS!!!

This is our very first one, and it needs a name. But it must begin with the letter M!
There maybe a prize for the one we like best.

#mimick #dicecup #dicebag #realleather #handmade #ttrpg #dnd5e #dnd #tabletoproleplay

2019 started with this rapscallion tooting in my face. #happynewyear #CatsOfTwitter

patrick_clapham's tweet image. 2019 started with this rapscallion tooting in my face.
#happynewyear #CatsOfTwitter

Brilliant!

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Working on information requests, reader's advisory, and Dungeons & Dragons in my hospital bed. You can take the librarian out of the library, but you can't take the library out of a librarian. #librarylife

patrick_clapham's tweet image. Working on information requests, reader's advisory, and Dungeons & Dragons in my hospital bed. You can take the librarian out of the library, but you can't take the library out of a librarian.
#librarylife

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Help us hit 500 followers before the end of 2018. Share our page with your friends & give us a follow. Follow us in 2019 to stay up to date with important (and fun) information and events happening all around the Town and your local government. #danversma #localgovernment

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So, a shipment of crickets for the lizard arrived via FedEx today. It was my first time ordering bulk crickets off the internet, and I naively assumed that they would be in like, a bag or some other contraption to facilitate easy transfer to another container. They were not.


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