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When people say there was a 9 minute long standing ovation for a film at a festival, I honestly can’t fathom what that looks like. 30 seconds in, I’d be thinking we’re kind of milking it.


🥺 RIP P-22. Let’s start building these wildlife bridges to give these creatures space to roam.

The mountain lion P-22, who lived in the heart of Los Angeles for a decade and became the face of an international campaign to save California’s threatened puma population, has died. latimes.com/california/sto…



I love that point at the end of each season where I’m reminded that Ned Schneebly from School of Rock is who is causing me to yell at the TV every Sunday #WhiteLotus


If you told me this entire movie was written by AI, that'd make a lot more sense.

The mountain lion P-22, who lived in the heart of Los Angeles for a decade and became the face of an international campaign to save California’s threatened puma population, has died. latimes.com/california/sto…



How I imagine the Michelin Guide and the Michelin Tire employees look at company-wide functions:


The Harry Potter franchise asks the bold question…what if we gave everyone deadly weapons? And what if we did it when they were children? The answer: not great.


Show some respect to my guy, Osmosis.

patrickgcooper's tweet image. Show some respect to my guy, Osmosis.

can't believe we just seen these two mfs fight

smeef_'s tweet image. can't believe we just seen these two mfs fight
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The people that knew about Daylight Saving Time vs. the people just finding out this morning as they wake up:


Wordle tested my patience today. ⬜⬜🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩


Wait…is the ‘bad reputation’ referring to the weird incest ad they made in the 2000’s? Because if not, then I’m still waiting for an apology for that.

patrickgcooper's tweet image. Wait…is the ‘bad reputation’ referring to the weird incest ad they made in the 2000’s? Because if not, then I’m still waiting for an apology for that.

.@Folgers is embracing its "bad reputation" with a new campaign breaking today. ☕️ A 30-second spot kicking off the campaign seeks new converts and reconsideration from those that may have left the franchise with a little help from Joan Jett’s punk anthem "Bad Reputation."



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NASA's Parker Solar Probe has touched the sun in daring mission milestone trib.al/FUl9kah

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When your coworker leaves the agency to go client side but then reaches back out to you to see how things are going:


Dune Scientist: check it out, I invented a force field. Other Scientist: cool, is it impenetrable? DS: ha, absolutely not


OR that the old tiger would’ve had the dexterity and thoughtfulness to hang up a plaque in honor of Matt Damon


Since the light of stars take billions of years to reach us…looking at the night sky is kind of like we are just peering into a vast google doc with that “Wow. This document has changed a lot” message.


There are people that believe Arthur ended in the early 2000’s…and then there are liars.

ARTHUR reportedly cancelled after 25 years: comicbook.com/tv-shows/news/…

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I get major “warm bodies 2”, zombie romcom sequel, vibes from this Megan Fox and MGK photo...

patrickgcooper's tweet image. I get major “warm bodies 2”, zombie romcom sequel, vibes from this Megan Fox and MGK photo...
patrickgcooper's tweet image. I get major “warm bodies 2”, zombie romcom sequel, vibes from this Megan Fox and MGK photo...

With the news of China’s rover landing on Mars, I think it’d be a real missed opportunity if we didn’t get a Martian episode of...

patrickgcooper's tweet image. With the news of China’s rover landing on Mars, I think it’d be a real missed opportunity if we didn’t get a Martian episode of...

When you watched a show back when it was popular but your friend just started it and won’t shut up about it...so you’re like:

patrickgcooper's tweet image. When you watched a show back when it was popular but your friend just started it and won’t shut up about it...so you’re like:

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