Patrick Stump
@patrickhatstump
Pete's the emo one. I just like hats. (Parody/RP account)
One of the reasons I like hats is because they make me look slightly taller than my usual height of four feet five inches.
*picture of guy in my band* *picture of same guy making the same pose/wearing the same thing* caption: baby seasons change but people don't"
You wanna know what was in the briefcase? My sideburns. And regret.
The only advantage to being this short is that I can order off the kids' menu and usually I'm not kicked out of the restaurant
I actually do have a tattoo. It's of Brendon Urie's face and it takes up my entire back. This is why I never take my shirt off.
I'm the palest person in my band. I'm the shortest person in my band. Am I the most emo person in my band? Well
Apparently fedoras aren't "cool" on the internet. fuck that
I think my sideburns were like Pete's eyeliner: totally regretted and never coming back, yet oddly appealing to teenage girls
Pete says it's weird that I shower with a hat on but he's still emo so
I'm considering legally changing my name to "Hatrick".....
it's not gay for a boy to be attracted to patrick stump. it's natural
Almost went outside without a hat today. I thought I was better than this
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