Chuck Patton
@pattonc
Nation builder, Professional Cynic, Monkey Trainer.
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1st time I've seen ASU. Can't believe how bad they are. #Innovation Good thing they spent all that money to put #NoPityForTheKitty billboards up around town. BEAR DOWN WILDCATS! #ASUvARIZONA #UofA #BearDown #Wildcats
It's absolutely astounding that a video assisted referee is worse than a traditional referee. And yet, here we are. Does anyone think VAR has made the game better? Can we get rid of it yesterday already? #VARisGarbage #Justice4Football
They say Kyle Shanahan is a good play caller, but why is he calling a run to the right here? So many more yards to go? #PutMeInCoach #SNF #DALvsSF
This is so true. @RyanRingdahl
my favorite thing about busquets & messi joining MLS aside from *waves to everything messi* is watching busquets get the ball off his CB, check his shoulders in anticipation of the press, then check them 3 more times because he's so confused the press still hasn't arrived
On my way to work to begin my 21st year of teaching -- wow, I'm getting old. I'm going to buy a Corvette on the way home to avert a crisis. Realistically, it will be a model Corvette, but teachers are quick to adapt to situations.
Just filed my taxes - want to know the secret to a large return? Claim all your losses from cryptocurrency! #Winning #ImReallyGoodAtInvesting Follow me for more life hacks.
The problem with playing an epic movie soundtrack playlist on Spotify while I grade essays is inevitably the Breaking of the Fellowship or Into the West from LOTR will play and I become overly emotional. #LOTR #NerdTeacherProblems
Something seems profoundly wrong as I eagerly reach for the sweet cream cold brew in the Starbucks drive through as I blast Metallica's Fuel from the factory speakers of my gray Honda minivan -- but this is apparently who I've been for a while now.
I can't believe we are relying on Greg Berhalter to coach the golden generation. It's not going well nor is it going to go well. #BerhalterOut #USMNT
I'm totally saying this during our next professional development.
Teachers who use “wait time” are simply ineffective educators. Students of elite teachers instantly know the answer to any question. Stop guising your inadequacies as some great pedagogy!
Yunus Musah! Huge to get his commitment. Excited for the future of us US Soccer.
Having just heard the 5,000th Trump apologist pundit make the same argument(s), I feel like venting. So, as the say, thread: 1/
I would just like to announce I currently have more followers than @realDonaldTrump #realDonaldTrump #popular #influencer
![r_ee_ah's profile picture. “[Life’s] a tale / Told by an idiot, full of sound and fury, / Signifying nothing”](https://pbs.twimg.com/profile_images/1115284864155054081/RvwZOAEF.jpg)
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