Paul “The Python” Gordon III
@paul_the_python
Into women 210 lbs+ | Body Count: 2.5 / Average Time Lasted: 5.5 minutes / Girth: 5.75 inches | Roll Tide 🐘
Some people waking up for work rn yet I’m drinking still from the night before. #nobodycareaworkharder
Domestic violence is bullshit and not real #equalrightsequalfights #StopAsianHate
I love the fact that i have 15 followers so im basically tweeting into the abyss
Why are shots from other countries so much better tasting than other regular shots. Just had a “polish” shot and shit tasted like lemonade 🤣
Hear me out: curry most influential nba player all time
If your friends think you’re an alcoholic just remember, they’re jealous of how much you can drink
Guys pls how do I fix it
I miss the real burner verse now I just get fat women’s feet on my feed
I miss the real burner verse now I just get fat women’s feet on my feed
Starting the night w college football and ending w a west coast college basketball matchup is peak Friday night
I mean I’m not cool w men in women’s locker rooms but if a woman comes into a men’s locker room I’m in I wouldn’t complain
List of gyms that allow men into women's locker rooms: - YMCA - Planet Fitness - Golds Gym Any I'm missing? And which gyms DON'T?
Why can I almost guarantee u almost always get cracked by black guys
This Maddie Kowalski shit don’t hit anywhere close to as hard as Mary Kate Cornett
Fernando Mendoza so good even Notre Dame is even naming shit after him 😩
It’s not called being an alcoholic, it’s called loving alcohol #gayforcaptainmorgan
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