Paul Anders
@paulanders
my hair used to be longer. bikes. WakeDiv '21. soccer. He/Him
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Me, but trying to explain the Marvel multiverse to people.
Ok but if my vaccine has me quantum entangled with my credit score, that means I should be able to improve it with my mind, right?
gospel tracts but for cops to repent and turn in their badges
Tip for moving: -construct all the boxes -place in the various rooms -watch your cats zoom from box to box for hours
This.
And it’s why the St. Louis lawsuit matters, because imagine what’s in the owners’ email.
What I’m feeling being back in the Midwest tonight.
Life in the Midwest: Saying "Ope!" and sneaking right in there.
Walgreens cashier: “You look like society’s version of Jesus.” Me, completely thrown off my ability to small talk: “Thank you?”
Devil magic. @reed_lawson
The old 3-2-5 // 5-4-2-8-6 double play to escape a jam. Watch for yourself:
The Brewers, who have been sitting at a 100% chance to win the NL Central since early August have now dropped to 99.8%. Enter @Cardinals devil magic…
People claim to believe in Devil Magic but don’t want DeJong starting. Where’s your faith in the devil?
Per @fangraphs, the @Cardinals have a 73.4% chance to reach the postseason. Last Friday, the @Cardinals had a 5.8% chance to reach the playoffs.
it was only two years ago today when a bunch of people whose faith was formed by talking vegetables freaked out that some seminarians prayed to plants
The old 3-2-5 // 5-4-2-8-6 double play to escape a jam. Watch for yourself:
The Cardinals are going to take down the Dodgers in the NL Wild Card game in a stupid devil-magic-y way and absolutely nothing can stop them now
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