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5’3” smelly broke guy #1 hope enjoyer #GunnControl

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portland trail blazers subplot

You Don't Mess with the Zohan (2008)



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Think about Comet. You can see the antlers. Think about Donner. You can hear the sleigh bells. Think about Rudolph. You can see the imagery. Red nose. Fog. Close your eyes now and do it with Blitzen. I don't see anything.

CoachLewGrizz's tweet image. Think about Comet. You can see the antlers.

Think about Donner. You can hear the sleigh bells.

Think about Rudolph. You can see the imagery. Red nose. Fog.

Close your eyes now and do it with Blitzen. 

I don't see anything.

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Christmas Update:


This day 3 years ago

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Merry Christmas everyone

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They expect none of us in the horse brother.

Boomer_Pride's tweet image. They expect none of us in the horse brother.

We not dead yet!

Denver Nuggets forward Cam Johnson has been diagnosed with a bone bruise in his right knee and is expected to miss some time, sources tell ESPN. Best case scenario as an MRI reveals no structural damage or major injury after a serious land on his leg in Dallas.

ShamsCharania's tweet image. Denver Nuggets forward Cam Johnson has been diagnosed with a bone bruise in his right knee and is expected to miss some time, sources tell ESPN. Best case scenario as an MRI reveals no structural damage or major injury after a serious land on his leg in Dallas.


Look at my boy GB

I wish we could have the dancing gingerbread all year long



He was already found guilty before we elected him, the average American voter doesn’t care

President Trump is accused of rape in the Jeffrey Epstein Files. Details: tmz.me/yQ1TtzQ

TMZ's tweet image. President Trump is accused of rape in the Jeffrey Epstein Files.

Details: tmz.me/yQ1TtzQ


Fuck up pussy boy we do not care

December 18, 2026. #AvengersDoomsday



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Bill Clinton:


Go pokes!

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

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Crying even CB fans not missing him

When is Aaron Gordon coming back i cant take it much longer



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Odysseus: fuckkkkk I’ve gotta get back to my family Telemachus: fuckkkk where’s my dad Polyphemus: I’ve only got one eye Agamemnon: I am Benny Safdie Jon Bernthal: hey let me ask you something man


Were due for one eventually but Jacksonville?


Returning to the hinge mines after thinking I was done

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Newly released Epstein documents show Jeffery Epstein with Michael Jackson 😬

clippedszn's tweet image. Newly released Epstein documents show Jeffery Epstein with Michael Jackson 😬


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