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Shout out to the 70+ ladies at the bar for adopting streaming because they “just adore Paul Newman”
Josh Hader should walk out with “For Whom the Bell Tolls” as a tribute to Trevor Hoffman just like @Metallica paid tribute to @acdc by ringing the bells. #Padres #Metallica #ACDC #SanDiego @larsulrich @Padres
Just overheard from the Airbnb next to my place: “No Mom. That’s not romaine. We don’t eat that. We’re high class.”
Overheard at work as told to a bartender as a patron closes their check: “It’s a good thing they raise your wages every couple of weeks.”
It finally happened. I played “Ocean Man” on the jukebox at the bar and someone screamed “SpongeBob SquarePants.”
Why does this new @boniver song sound like it belongs in a zales holiday commercial? I mean I like it, but still.
Thought I got a lovey text from a lady friend. Nope. Just duolingo getting really aggressive.
Over the past two days I’ve been accused of being a poker player and a real estate agent. These new flannels must be working.
Kendrick Lamar, Dr. Dre, Eminem, Snoop Dogg, and Mary J. Blige are set for next year's Super Bowl Halftime Show p4k.in/5Pe29ih
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Bring ABBA to Riot Fest 2022 - Sign the Petition! chng.it/RpmXMnTD via @Change
Overhead at #psycholasvegas “all I have is metal shirts man.”
“I would’ve loved to have ended up in a wheelchair to appease a bunch of people who didn’t give a shit about gymnastics until a week ago.” -Simone Biles (Gymnastics, U.S.A.) bit.ly/3C7e5TD
I was just having a reflective moment and a goddamn cricket showed up. Still waiting for him to give me life advice.
I’m going on the record with this. I love the new Modest Mouse record.
Nothing more #oceanside than a dude cruising down the block blaring @SocialD1 at 7:30 on a Friday!
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